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Hex the wolf

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Kay heres another long awaited chapter.. Sorry i take so long :(

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The group along with DAVE soon came into tavery.


Sasha: Im tired.. Lets find somewhere to stay for the night..


Maz: Lets ask that wierd old man washing dirty clothes..


They walk over to him.

Druid: My life stinks.. Im gonna join zamorak..

Druid2: *Evil eyes*

Druid: I LOVE MY LIFE.. I LOVE MY LIFE!!! *plastic smile*

Druid2: * walks away *


Sasha: Hey you.. Is there somewhere to stay for awhile here?

Druid: Ja.. I just go in some random persons house over there.. Its a portal thingy...

Sasha: Cool thanks!

They walk into the portal and appear outside a mansion.

All: COOOOL

They run in and soon each find a spot of the mansion to stay in. There was a naggy blond cook but when she told sasha she looked like a ugly lizard sasha threw her off the ege of the yard where it was pure darkness and they never saw her again.



MEANWHILE


Druid: Gawd i hate my life..

Koen d: Fear me!!! And give me some free druids robes..

Druid: Dude whats with the cat costume..?

Koen d: None of your buisness! Give me something..

Druid: Okay.. * He takes out a dirty bucket of water and throws it at koen d*

Koen d: YOU...ARE DEAD... * His fur gets all puffy *

Druid: Hmph as if.. What the.. AHH!H


* The next scene has been censored *


Weather man: Heres our weather report that will most likely be totaly wrong and mess up your weekend.. But remeber! We deasseve money more then you!


* Screams of pure terror and agony in backgrond *


News man: In other news.. Andrew gower is being sued for all sorts of freaky things going on in the game runescape..

Angry black man: WHAT THE HELL.. WHO GIVES A *BLEEP*!


* Screams get louder then finaly stop *


News man: Okay this job is stupid.. I QUIT * News man walks off and hes omost instantly replaced with a plastic smileing blond lady*

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28-Mar-2008 05:07:53 - Last edited on 28-Mar-2008 05:11:07 by Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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The druid robes are all stained with blood.


Koen d: Hmph! Noob.. * Throws dead druid into the distance *


Little kid: Hey mister can you help me get my ball out of the witches yard.. *Thining* (Hehehh.. I love throwing my ball in her yard and asking idoits to go and get it.. Then they get fried heheh...)


* The little kid gets mauled by the dead druids corpse and they land in the witches yard *


Witch: For the love of zamorak.. I HATE people..

(( Time for me yay :O ))

Nhoj: * Slaming the druids gate on people trying to get past* I love this..

Random person1: Omfg noob let me in!

Random person2: How the hell is a werewolf in tavery?

Nhoj: -_-.... Mind your own buisness! ^_^

Random person2: My buisness is to get to the summoning altar you noob and your blocking it!


Nhoj: What the heck is a noob anyway.. Whatever.. * slams door again*

Random person1: *Shuves door open*

Nhoj: * trys to slam door but somehow its jamed and nothing is jameing it * Ohh... Fuge..

Random person1: THERE HE IS!!!!!! GET EM!!


* The two random people are now in a crowd of about 20 people and they start chaseing him arond tavery *


Nhoj: Gawd! * Runing arond and side steps arond koen d *


*The crowd slams into koen d*


Random person 1: Nice noob cat suit.. ill buy it.

Koen d: * Hiss * DIE YOU!!!


* Even more screams of agony and terror *


* 15 censored minutes later *

Pouches soul gems summoning materials and a santa hat are scatterd arond.


Wriggzy: Sweet a santa hat..

Koen d: Who are you?

Wriggzy: ITS A SECRET!

Koen d: Whatever.. Give me that santa hat..

Wriggzy: Nu uhh.. Ima god i can have anything i want..

Koen d: Your a god?

Wriggzy: Umm.. NO :O

Koen d: I dont want the stupid santa hat anyway.. I just want some stupid druid robes.. Oohh! * Grabs some blood stained druids robes *


Rich noob: OMG a rare new item! I WILL BUY THAT 500 MILL

Koen d: SOLD! $$$$$

Wriggzy: You cheat!

28-Mar-2008 05:22:42

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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Okay i gotta stop for now.. And just so you all know im not being raceist with the angry black man thing.. Hill billy white people can be just as scarey.. Im not being raceist on that eather.. Its a example lol.. So please dont take anything i say the wrong way ^_^


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28-Mar-2008 05:23:51

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