Monk: have u come to let me out?? its hit yourself with a plank day!
Flora: does it look like we can!?!?
Coffin: (moves)
Monk: not again!
Bird: didnt he eat u last time?
Monk: no he cant break past this cell but his breath stinks but YOU on the other hand ohh..
Flora: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!!
Nhoj: (manages to get his dead heering out of his pocket and cut his ropes)
Monk: dude where did u get that! thats the druids man!
(coffin opens)
Flora: LET ME OUT!!
Nhoj: (trying to cut ropes)
Vampire: (hiss)
Nhoj: (grabs a chocolate bar and throws it at the vampire and shockenly it eats it)
Vampire: (has foam comeing out of his mouth)
Flora: U IDOIT NOW HES JUST CRAZYER!
Bird: (useing his great woodcuting skills cuts his ropes and useing his new abbysel whip he flings the vampire over the group and sends it tumbleing down the stairs)
Zammymonk1: What the hell!?!?
Zammymonk2: Obey ur master!
Vampire: (snarl)
Zammy monks: AHHHH!!!!
(Bird and nhoj untie flora and mike and drake wakes up)
Drake: did i miss anything?
Zammymonk1: OHHH MAMA!!!
(more screams downstairs)
Monk: let me out man
Nhoj: (picks the lock and gets the monk out and they go downstairs)
Vampire: (kills omost all the zammy monks and jumps out the window)
(Zammy monk 1 and 2 r dead) (*.x)
Bruce: hay dont take my monk man i wanted to make him miss plank day
Drake: PAY ME MY MONEY!!
Bruce: MAKE ME
Mike: r u sure... u dont wanna give us that pretty tv
Bruce: NO ITS MINE!
Mike: ohh please?
Bruce: umm let me think
Mike: we relly need it..
Bruce: oh u can have it have a nice day
(mike has a power like ring of chrous)
(the group step outside)
Nhoj: we got all the things on the list a magic box thingy a heering that can chop down even the mightyess tree in runescape and we HAD a chocolate bar
Flora: i got a spare
Nhoj: give me!
Flora: no its mine
(just then they hear bruce screaming and they relize zammy monk 1 and 2 became vampires and r most likely drinking his blood)
Mike: we should return this loser back to the holy temple
Monk: yay its plank day
Bird: ya whatever.. lets go!
(they return the monk to the other monks in the holy temple and head to varrock)