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15-Dec-2006 22:25:26

C IT IS

After watching the mods drag durial screaming to who knows where they go to a bank

Random person: selling duel rings!

(they buy duel rings and go to duel area)

Mike: DUEL ME (chalages maz)

Maz: meh ill give it a shot

(IN DUEL AREA)

Mike: (attacks maz with a whip)

Maz: (jumps over whip)

Mike: (Entangles whip around mazs neck)

Maz: (gag) (stabs mike in the gut)

Mike: Agh.. (whips falls off mazs neck)

Maz: (nocks whip out of mikes hand)

Mike: (grabs maz by the tail and swings him around the duel area)

Maz: (goes flying and hits the wall and slides back into the ring)

Mike: i win

Maz: (gets up his eyes are red and his teeth seem sharper) (with unknown magic mike is lifted into the air by a red mist and he is slamed on the floor repeatetly)

Mike: Ack.. (still)

Maz: .... (faints)

Man: TIE

MEANWHILE

G nome: (rapps) yo man a werewolf what the hell pfft ill own your unholy fith

Nhoj: (asleep in a chair) Zzz...

G nome: fight me

Nhoj: No

G nome: why not?

Nhoj: this chair is more fun.. zzz...

G nome: Loser..

Nhoj: (gets up) not that i care but why is a gnome rapper

G nome: i feal like it..

Nhoj: why

G nome: its fun

Nhoj: Why

G nome: its what i do

Nhoj: Why

G nome: for the love of saradomin shut up!

Nhoj: Fine ill fight you

G nome: Why

Nhoj: dont start it (they finaly duel)

G nome: (starts shooting aarows at nhoj)

Nhoj: (spins around and grabs the aarows in his hands and rips them in half)

G nome: yo man those things totaly cost me 400 each

Nhoj: Get over it..

G nome: (gets out a dds)

Nhoj: dont poke me with that -.-

G nome: (jumps on nhojs head and starts pokeing him with dds eveywhere he can)

Nhoj: FOR THE LOVE OF GUTHIX GET IT OFF! (runs around blindly around duel area)

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G nome: dont mess with the gnome yo

Nhoj: Thats it (tears G nome off him and throws him on the floor and steps on him)

G nome: my spine!

Nhoj: (takes guthix staff and sends him flying out of duel area)

G nome: thats wack yo! (flys off)

Nhoj: (Scratch) blood? (faints)

2 hours later

Nurss: what do i get payed for this and when did we treat demons

Doc: the day i saw him send mike flying into the duel area! he was one of the best guys here

Nurss: so why not we let him die so he dont do it to us?

Doc: two ressons one he was very hurt when he did that to mike i dont want him freaken out and also this young lady gave me 200k

Nurss: i demand a raise

Doc: no its mine!

(nurss and doc beat up each other)

Monk: oh for gods sake (heals maz) ive always considerd being a chaos druid

Flora: hes not even evil u know

Monk: well no one can tell that can they? now i can start being evil! (laughing insanly)

Bird: ok..

Flora: you have been sillent most the time havent you?

Bird: i was cheaking on nhoj

Flora: o ya he got pounded by a gnome..

Bird: ...

Nhoj: hi guys

Bird: what are u doing out here your all beat up

Nhoj: .. no im not..

Bird: yes you are

Nhoj: why

Bird: a gnome stabed you in the face like 18 times..

Nhoj: why..

Bird: ... (notices nhojs wounds are compleatly gone)

Nhoj: i had the wirdest dream..

Flora: ... nvm

(maz and mike have recoverd by now)

Mike: that was a good battle

Maz: ya it was fun.. wanna do it again?

Mike: HELL NO

Maz: hm meh

Mike: well i better get going (telleports)

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MEANWHILE

Nurss and doc

(heart sign (cant remeber name)

[-------------------------------] Da.......

Random man: we need a new nurss and doctor! ooo free money (grabs docs money)

Doc: (hand grabs random mans throat and chokes him to death)

Eveyone:

15-Dec-2006 22:59:55

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15-Dec-2006 23:05:45

16-Dec-2006 00:08:50

16-Dec-2006 19:07:23

as u may have noticed blackriku was very sillent and that was cuz he WAS NOT THERE! he used his ring of dueling and acidently went to castle wars and it crumbled to dust

Blackriku: Guys?

Lanthus: welcome to castle wars choose your deity

Blackriku: do i gotta?

Lanthus: yup

blackriku: (thinks alot about it)

2 hours later

Lanthus: oh my god just pick a portal already guthix is fine if you cant make up your mind

Blackriku: Ok! (enters guthix portal and appears in saradomin)

TIME UNTIL NEXT GAME STARTS: 1

(game starts)

Blackriku: he grabs some aids and runs underground

Noob: (blows up blackriku and a few other guys with the ground collasping) oops

Blackriku: thats it i think i will go above ground and score

Blackriku: (runs past the castle and notices a anicent but the anicent does not attack) (he then grabs the flag dougeing attacks left and right and makes it outside)

Anicent mage: GET HIM! (blackriku runs like hell until he is frozen)

Blackriku: No!

Anicent: i got it! (puts on full torags)

SCORE

ZAMORAK 8 SARADOMIN 0

Anicent: MWHAHAHAHA (cast anicent spells back in ahrims killing all the fighters attacking him and puts on torags when the rangers come)

The time is 1 minute

Anicent: ahahaha!

Blackriku: WHO R U!

Anicent: Some call me tim

Ranger: we got him! (the anicent with his last breath jumps on some jumping stones and the flag is returned back to his base)

GAME END

Blackriku: That was lame

Random person: ya it was not this bad until the anicents came now they have taken this place over

Blackriku: What can we do to stop it?

Random person: Nothing relly.. a seercull is blocked by torags and very rarely do anicents fight each other normaly one team has 1 to 3 anicents and the other has 0

Random person: worst they switch teams so noobs go on the wrong side and we have another unfair game

Blackriku: who can stop it?

Random person: oley the gods..and they WONT

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