Theres swans at Faldor castle last i checked
I dont know if they changed it but last ive been to falador there were swans in the water.. So the wheels began to turn in my warped mind...
I will try to write more as soon as i can because i got another amuseing idea for the next chapter... But right now i have to help make my dads birthday cake lol
Bump im sorry im takeing so long. Time is just flying by and now i gotta go to bed or my mom will kill me. Ill try to post tommow another chapter. Oh and i hope you had fun lol
16-Mar-2009 07:06:55
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16-Mar-2009 07:07:14
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Hex the wolf
Nhoj and Kreg went further east in falador and came to a garden. Siting on a bench was a old looking knight in white armor.
" Oh yeah baby Keep planting! Tiffy likes it like that! " The old man shouted.
Nhoj slaped his hand on his forhead. Did he dare? Poor kreg had tryed so hard to find out how to slay a demon and he doubted that this old geezer knew anything good. But before he knew it the two of them stood infront of him and kreg asked.
" Erm sir.. I Seek to know how to slay a de- "
" And i seek for you to get out of the way! Or.. Take off your clothes.. Hehe " The old knight replied with a large grin.
Kreg froze with a look of pure terror.. ~ This old man wants me..? Good lord.. ~ He thought.
Tiffy looked arond the two of them to spy on more gardeners.. They hated haveing tiffy arond but he doubted he could hurt them since he was so old it would take him 15 minutes to walk a few feet toward them.
" Tiffy you better tell this poor soul what he wants to know or else.. " Nhoj hissed as he took off his hood to show he was a werewolf.
Tiffy just smiled. " Ive been waiting for death FOREVER! But i expected him to be a little less furry.. Your damn cute though.. " The old man replied.
Nhoj felt freaked out and amused by this creepy old man. He looked like he was eighty and he was acting like.. Something He grabed the old man by the neck " Last chance.. " He growled.
" Alright alright! Settle down boy.. If you really want to slay a demon son.. Then how about you go hunt a mole.. Moles are demons.. "
" You cant be serious.. " Nhoj mutterd.
" AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " A young noob shouted as he tryed to crawl out of a hole in the garden but he got draged back down by something and all that was left was a bloody spade.
" Holy ****.. " Kreg whisperd.
Tiffy just laughed. " I Suggest you go down there and ask it how to slay a demon.. "
" How about i toss you down there..? " Nhoj asked.
" Yeah maby we can poison it with him.. " Kreg said.
Tiffy laughed****** uh me and him are friends.. He keeps noobs from trying to take away and make out with my lovely gardeners.. Hes such a large hairy dirty thing.. No one understands him.. " Tiffy sighed.
" Accept you..? " Kreg asked.
" Your damn right boi! Hehehe so.. You two can go have a little chat with him.. And leave me to my fun yes..? " Tiffy said as he took out a telescope.
" Erm.. Yeahhhh.. Whatever.. Lets go Kreg.. " Nhoj said.
" Alright.. " Kreg mutterd. He walked toward the mole hole then steped on a rake. The handle went up and bashed him on the head and then he triped on another root and fell down the hole head first.
" Good lord... " Nhoj grumbled as he went in after him.