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A big trip to the mountains with married women and their mothers-in-law was organized. They would go there by separate buses (the women in one bus and the mothers-in-law in another).

During the trip to the mountains, the bus carrying the mothers-in-law had a flat tire. Suddenly the bus driver lost control and the bus fell off the mountain, at least a couple thousand meters downhill. No chance anyone in that bus survived it. Obviously all of the women started cheering up, starting partying and gasping in relief. However, a woman sitting at the very last seat at the very back of the bus started full-on crying. She was making a pond of tears and was screaming as if she saw her child die right in front of her. The other women on the bus looked at her in confusion, still with smiles on their faces. They asked her "Why the fuck are you crying so hard? Did you not just realize what happened?". She kept on crying. "Hello, the bus carrying the cause of the pain in our existence just dropped dead, why are you still sobbing?". She kept on crying even harder this time. Then the bus driver turned around and said "Jeez, I've heard that some women don't actually hate their mother-in-law all that much but for them to love her THIS much? How much did you love her?". And then the woman stopped crying, faced the guy and said "No it's just that... I got into a very heated discussion with my mother-in-law, yesterday before coming here."

"And...? This should only give you even more of an excuse to be happy instead of crying.".

"No, it's not like that... The discussion turned into an argument, and then she denied my offer to come to this"

09-Jun-2020 01:48:11

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