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Chain Flame

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Here's a script for a trailer that is more representative of Runescape for gamers that never played it before:
Zamorak mage: lol noob
Meleer: shut up ur nub
Z: strength lvl?
M: 70
Z: My Strength Level is 99.
Zamorak mage hits meleer for high hit.
Z: die *****
M: lag
Zamorak mage gets shot.
Z: stupid pj noobs! (runs off)
Archer and mage walks up to meleer.
Archer: lol fail
M (to mage): wanna be my gf?
Mage: ur mom (shoots meleer)
A: what u get?
Mage: junk
Looking to regain my interest in RS

23-Feb-2011 16:07:13

Pesos
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Pesos

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A good chunk of the game is combat/pvp, so this covers a good percentage. If you add the remaining things: skilling (Fletching, mining, cooking, rc) and quests and GE, stuff like that, you would pretty much cover everything.

06-Jun-2011 03:41:09

Chain Flame

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A good chunk of the game is combat/pvp, so this covers a good percentage. If you add the remaining things: skilling (Fletching, mining, cooking, rc) and quests and GE, stuff like that, you would pretty much cover everything.
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Exactly :)
Looking to regain my interest in RS

13-Jun-2011 04:11:15

QuestForLove
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It's sad how the Runescape Forums are dieing. All the good stories are being pushed back, replaced by stories such as these. The Runescape trailer seems fine as it is, if not a little 'I wish the game was actually like that'.

Ah well, bye.

23-Apr-2014 16:07:56

Lego Miester
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Lego Miester

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The real trailer for the game would be:

player: griiinding, griiiinding, griiiinding...
*this goes on for 6 hours, real time*
player: alright, I'm finally ready to try pvp!
*gets annihilated, loses everything*
player: griiinding, griiinding, griiiinding....

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23-May-2014 10:09:56

Deltaslug

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Lego Miester said :
The real trailer for the game would be:

player: griiinding, griiiinding, griiiinding...
*this goes on for 6 hours, real time*
player: alright, I'm finally ready to try pvp!
*gets annihilated, loses everything*
player: griiinding, griiinding, griiiinding....

Ru
neS
ca
pe
!


Sounds about right :(

Split screen avatars chopping trees, fishing, mining rocks.
Over a span of hrs characters move around a few squares, usually in a set pattern.
(THEY ARE NOT BOTS!!! I SWEAR!!)
Insert little fireworks leveling up for each.
Insert a little comment overhead by each, maybe a congrats from neighbors.
Repeat.

04-Jun-2014 19:19:30 - Last edited on 04-Jun-2014 19:21:20 by Deltaslug

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