An RS NPC that had been in game for a long time knew their end was coming. They got all of their affairs in order, sold all of their items on the GE, and was saying goodbye to all of their other NPC friends.
One of their friends asked "is their anything you'd like for us to do? anything you want us to tell the player?"
The NPC though hard about it for a moment. The NPC had indeed saw the player come by nearly every time they logged in, though the player hadn't visited their shop in what seemed like years. "Two things, just cremate my body and scatter my ashes around a weekly or monthly D&D"
Their friend asked "why?"
The NPC replied, "Well, one, its not in the script. Two, at least this way they'll still visit me once per week or once per month."
05-Jun-2022 22:51:26
