Ice dog you have bump vision sweet so he dosent know what i say hey icdog you a bump bump bumpty bump bump bumpey bump bump bump-e bumpish bump? So are you?
It is a sunny midsummers day in lumbridge, the sun has just risen and the birds are singing. the low levals are begging and the odd lvl 126 can be seen. everything is perfect. untill...
Some thing randomly falls out out of the sky, the things gets up
Thing - *staring up at the sky, fist clenched* how dare you do that you stupid mage! nobody calls Jack noob a noob! that didn't sound right,
Jack gets up and looks around
Jack - what the! it's a courtyard, with rats! i want to kill one! i want to kill one!
*5 hours later*
Jack - I want to kill one! I want to kill one!
Random Guy - Shut up noob! just kill one then!
Jack - maybe i don't want to kill one?
Random Guy - then why have you spent the last 5 hours compaining about wanting to kill one?
Jack - Because i like to eat bricks on toast!
Random Guy -
Jack - same to you
Random Guy - do want some help?
Jack - Never! i am a loner! i was born by myself! I'll live by myself and i'll die By myself!
Random Guy - is their any chance of you changeing your mind?
Jack - Sure lets go!
Random Guy -
Jack - Stop doing that!
Random Guy - make me noob!
Jack - Don't call me Noob!
Random Guy - but, thats your usesername,
Jack - No, my name is Jack Noob, when it asked about my username it asked for my fourname and my sirname. i don't have a fouth-name so i put in noob because posh people call me sir noob!
Random Guy - anyway, can i call you noob?
Jack - Ok
Random Guy - Cool, i'm Mark
Noob - ok spark
Mark - No, it's mark
Noob - Shark?
Mark - SPARK! no, MARK!
Noob - Sharksparknomark?
Mark - JUST!!!!!!!! CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob - jezzz theirs no need to shout
Mark -
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Noob now has a friend! But what does he want Mark to do with him first?
08-Apr-2008 21:50:06
- Last edited on
09-Apr-2008 16:00:31
by
Snakus Viper
need ideas? well i will set up a thread now that helps people carry on their stories when they are stuck. i'm not letting this story die without a fight! yay for me!