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Chapter 1 We Meet the "nutty" pair.

This Chapter Starts at the First day of school, Nooby, Noobio and Nooberela are heading to breakfast

Nooby - Wow! this is amazing! how did you turn into a snail Nooberela?

Nooberela - that is a Snail, I'm behind you!

Nooby - Wow! you turned back!

Nooberela -

the trio walk down to breakfast, they settle down and start to eat, as they eat, nooberla starts nagging about lessons

Nooberela - What do we do next! ooo it's combat! i want to learn to fight! *mimes fighting with a longsword* then what have we got herblore! WOOT! I will be able to make potions! this will be so cool. what do you two want to do?

noobio - peanuts

Nooby - Peanuts! Yay!

Enter Ice

Ice - What are you doing?

Nooby - Peanuts!

Ice - Honestly Nooby! how are you and me related?

Nooby - I don't know Mr. Peanut man!

Ice - Why was i cursed with you as a brother Nooby!

Nooby - I don't know Mr. Peanut man!

Noobio - everybody likes peanuts peanuts, everybody likes peanuts peanuts

Ice -

Nooberela - We better get going to next lesson everyone!

Ice - we could just leave them, what’s the worst that can happen?

Nooberela - I suppose

Ice and Nooberela walk off. Professor Puttoc enters

Puttoc - Come on you two, get to lesson

Noobio - Make me!

Puttoc - *to himself* why oh why did i take the job?

Noobio - Because you're a...

Nooby - Peanut, peanut... Peanut, peanut...

Puttoc - Get to lesson now, please

Nooby - we should do Noobio, he said please

Noobio - Ok, but eat your breakfast first *throws A plate of scrambled eggs at Puttocs head*

Nooby - Now eat it all up!

Nooby and Noobio walk of to next lessin

Puttoc - hmmmmmmmmmm scrambled eggs *drools*

Puttoc walks off

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Will the next teacher be able to handle the pair? find out next!

19-Jan-2008 10:11:18 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2008 10:11:58 by Snakus Viper

lol this is so funny!Write more please, this time i think you have found your true destiny ..erm, i meant story!

19-Jan-2008 11:18:22 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2008 11:18:58 by [#KHDN10P5B]

Awsum! Id giv it 9/10

Here a bio of me

Name - Ashfaq Rulz ( Ash for short )
Student or Staff - Staff
Boy or girl - Boy
What do they teach (staff only) - Summoning

19-Jan-2008 17:24:48

20-Jan-2008 08:55:05 - Last edited on 20-Jan-2008 08:59:07 by Snakus Viper

Chapter 2 A Bad Start

Nooby and noobio run in to the classroom

Nooby - We're not sorry we're late Mr. Geo

Geo - Sit down Mr. Nooby

Nooby - it's the right classroom!

Noobio - 58th time's the charm!

Nooby and noobio find some seats and sit down

Geo - Thank you, now as I was saying, Combat is dangerous, if you mess about you will be in detention faster than you can say Noob School

Puttoc randomly pops up in the middle of the classroom

Puttoc - Good Work George, he walks out

Nooby - Why did that grumpy old man call you George?

Geo - That’s my full name

Noobio - Then why call yourself Geo, you confuse me!

Geo - anyway... now he's gone, now i can mess about and have fun, that is what I do! and I’m a lvl 138!

Nooby - But the top lvl is only 126!

Nooberlea - Have you forgot about summoning?

Geo - Summoning?

Nooby - Cheese?

Ice - Cheese?

Nooby - Cheese! I like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Geo - anyway... first of all lets show you a basic weapon

Geo hands everyone a bronze Dagger

Nooberela - Look! Sir! I can do Magic!

Nooberela turns the bronze Dagger into a Dragon Battleaxe

Geo - You owe me a bronze dagger!

Nooberela - I don't have one...

Geo - they were rented!

Nooberela - I can turn it back!

Nooby - No i will!

Nooby turns the Dragon Battleaxe into a Dagger made out of cheese

nooby - There you go, good as new!

Geo - You distroyed a dragon Battleaxe!

Nooby - You can't eat Dragon Batlleflax

Geo -

Noobio - that is getin annoying!

Ice - It is because your all noobs!

Nooberela - You... Think I’m a noob? *Crys*

Ice - Not you Nooberela..

Geo - You.. think I’m a noob? *Crys*

Ice - Not you Professor Geo...

Nooby - You.. Think I’m a noob? *Crys*

Ice - Not you noob- What am i saying? Yes your a Noob!

Nooby - Cheese dance time!

Nooby and Noobio do the Cheese dance

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Will the next lesson be worse than the first?

20-Jan-2008 18:38:08 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2008 10:15:30 by Snakus Viper

I r BuMp P|0x

23-Jan-2008 17:37:22