*drags self into thread with hands. Eyes are glazed, has a haunted look on his face, colvulses randomly every few seconds*
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To be honest.... the only part I liked was when the tracker dude beat the crap out of Bella.... and Edward ripped off a piece of his neck with his teeth.
*remembers creepy make-out scene between two bad actors that were too enthusiastic about the bed kissing*
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*remembers the scene where Edward and Bella have a conversation about him being a vampire that is really freaking earnest, and then they make out in the tall grass*
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Bump... I'm holding on... with all my might... but I'm slipping away... Tee-hee-hee, that's funny... I'M SLIPPING AWAY INTO THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE DEER KISS THE TALKING BEARS!
17-Apr-2009 15:58:35