Hello Runescape and Friends,
My name is Grabner*itty. My fellow business associate, Turkey Soup, and I have decided to open a business together - Tzhaar Gainz Gym. We have executed a has-to-succeed business business and marketing plan. Our gym will provide a safe, fun, and motivating environment. We will select our current gym members to be team members as how we see fit. Those are considered "Player Moderators." We also provide a gym that does not require a membership but it is encouraged.
Our free to exercise gym consists of a few machines and lifts. Similar to a hotel "fitness room." We will limit these members to a 2-5kg. We will provide heavier weights in that gym that are not for use but encourage membership (maple and yew trees, etc) While membership is not required, we heavily recommend signing up as it provides stability and improvements to the gym. Members will receive a much larger portion of the gym allowing them to train strength and conditioning. Wee will provide a agility and stamina training class that allows the member to run faster but also run for a longer period of time. Your membership will start at a lower rate but if it discontinues the price will then rise. We will then over charge the **** out of you to continue to attend our gym. (RSmembership prices) For our serious bodybuilders that want to peak at the next level, we have an underground RuneLab that provides the use of steroids. Although the steroid
Overload
will take some of your life away, you will drink one of our vital brews followed by our exotic and essential recovery shot.(Saradomin Brew is only for use by members above the age of 21.)
Other members that do not want Overloads can also receive free supplements and snacks as well as provide a chef to make a healthier choice of food during peak hours. Our supplements consist of proteins, and energy revitalization products. (super sets and super energy potions)
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27-Jan-2015 20:59:08
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