A married couple hit a rough patch, so they book to see a relationship counselor. The counselor tries a few therapy techniques, but nothing works, it's like talking to two brick walls. Finally, he picks up a bass guitar and starts to play, simple at first, then gradually more and more intricate. The couple look at each other while he's playing, not sure what's going on, then they break the ice, and start opening up to each other. After a while, they'd turned a corner and started to feel better. The counselor finished playing, and put down the bass. As they were wrapping up the appointment, the couple thanked the counselor, but asked him why on earth he picked up the bass halfway through their session.
"Everyone talks during the bass solo."
24-Mar-2018 00:30:59