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PaRt 21: Coffee Break!!!
Noob: _pauses game_ Man i have been up 3 days in a row playin this game.... i need some coffee!
(Goes into kitchen)
Noob: Now where is the stuff i need for coffee... _looks around_ heres some stuff... _picks up tea bag milk and a cup_
Noob: this little bag looks like coffee.... oh well _fills kettle with water_
(Waits 2 hours for it to boil)
Noob: Finally! _Pours into cup and puts teabag in_ Now... uhhh... whats next..
_thinks for 5 minutes_
Noob: Oh yeah MILK! _pours milk into cup_ Now my coffees ready.. i think your supposed to swallow the bag...
(Chugs down the Tea)
Noob: OMG THATS FREAKEN TEA.... and that bag tastes like poop...
Noob: well i guess ill try again
(After 6 or 7 tries he gets the coffee combination right)
Noob: finally!!! _drinks but misses mouth and goes all over cat_ GOD DANG!!
Cat: MEOW!! _claws noobs face_
Noob: i hate you kitty... _makes another coffee_ finally! _drinks_ Now im ready to play again..
(Walks into living room and Ps2 and the tv is gone and the window is broken)
Noob: GOD DANGIT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME NOW I GOTTA BUY ANOTHER TV AND PS2!!! AND ANOTHER RE4!! GRR
Noob: _puts on jacket_ TO WAL-MART!

See what happens next time on Part 22: Bad Kitty

04-Jan-2008 20:38:06

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