part 16: WHERE DID SHE COME FROM
Ashley: HI.
Leon: HOLY CRUD WHERE DID YOU COME FROM _pees self_
Ashley: HI.
Leon: Uhh... Hi?
Ashley: I like cookies.
Leon: err.. thats nice?
Ashley: Do you have any cookies?
Leon: No just gum...
Ashley: I dont like you then.
Leon: I dont care... _Drop kicks ashley_
Ashley: _cries_
(Cultists hear her crying)
Leon: OMG CRUD _breaks ashleys neck_
Ashley: X_X
Leon: That takes care of that. But now enemies... EEP _Drop kicks all enemies_
Leon: YAY _walks forward_ OMG.... A CHOCOLATE CAKE... _Reaches for cake_
_Leon falls down a trap_
Leon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH _Cough cough_ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH _lands on a railing and slams nuts_
Leon: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Hey a merchant.. HI
Merchant: Hello Stranga
Leon: Where am i?
Merchant: Outside of salazar the midgets room, hes in there watching bill cosby,if i were you i wouldnt disturb him... he will use that stupid plant thing to turn into a monster..
Leon: OMG BILL COSBY THAT IDIOT I WANNA WATCH.
Merchant: Before you go in... have a free gun...
Leon: Really? What type?
Merchant: A Shotgun!
Leon: I already have one.. wait _searches inventory_ Oh wait i forgot to take my shotgun back from the blind wolverine...
Merchant: _gives striker_ Enjoy stranga
Leon: Thanks! _goes through doors_
See what happens next time on part 17: The Midget Gets Owned!
29-Nov-2007 00:24:42
- Last edited on
01-Dec-2007 02:46:07
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the benis
