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the benis

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part 13: This Game Is Weird!
Leon: _Wakes up_ Where am i? oh ye im in a cabin.. I remember passing out and talking to a fish... im going insane!
_Walks out of cabin_
Leon: Oh no its night and its raining... And big doors.. _goes through_
Leon: A path.. i see 2 guys! And the first one is shaking?
(1st villagers head explodes)
Leon: HOLY **** THIS GAME IS WEIRD LIKE A WORM CAME OUT OF HIS HEAD WTF _Shoots the worm thingy and runs up to guy about to kick then he gets sliced_
Leon: OW WTF _Pulls out shotgun_ SAY HELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND _Blasts Worm thingy and it dies_
Leon: That was scary and a river bank.. _jumps over to other side_ A cave wall how should i get down? I KNOW! _Jumps into water_
Leon: Hey the currents strong.. HELP I CANT GET OUT AHHHH
(noob gets washed to the merchant where the big door was)
Leon: That was weird.. Hey a paper.. _reads_
Paper Says: If you see worm like thing from villagers heads its called plaga Dont go near it or it will slice you open
From: Louis
Leon: oh its from that wussy.. i see the merchants still dead... good good...
Leon: _walks out of merchant place_ Hey the big doors!
_Walks out into open_
LOL HAHA you dont get to see El Gigante Fight yet :) See what happens next time on part 14: Lord Of The Rings?

17-Nov-2007 21:51:56

the benis

the benis

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part 14: Lord Of The Rings?
Leon: I feel the ground shaking.. YAY BIG DOORS OPENING..
Leon: uh oh peoples... with a rope? what are they gonna do whip me?
Leon: they look like they are struggling to pull it
_El gigante all of a sudden runs out and squishes them_
Leon: HOLY ****, Wait.. this reminds me of lord of thing rings... oh well i better defend myself... *throws a sharp rock at El Gigantes Leg and it starts to bleed_
El Gigante: OW! what was that for?
Leon: OMG ANOTHER GIANT TALKING THING.
El Gigante: Oh you met my friend Del Lago? im not as nice as him im going to kill you
Leon: cant i just pay you some money to leave me alone? ill also give.. you uhm...this.... Herb?
El Gigante: Maybe how much money
Leon: Uhhhh lets see how much i have.. _checks wallet_ you take credit cards?
El Gigante: No.
Leon: ****!
El Gigante: WATCH THE LANGUAGE! My kids are behind those doors! im only here because capcom says i have to be.
Leon: that stinks well..
El Gigante: Well What? you gonna pay me or not
Leon: uhm.. _shoots el gigantes eyes_
El Gigante: OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR IM GOING TO EAT YOU... But i cant see NOOOOO
Leon: _runs away_ that was scary im back to the bridge.. fantastic.... _Walks Along bridge_
Leon: im back to the church... cool CRUD I STILL DONT HAVE THE EMBLEM, Ok now im ticked _rocket launcher falls out of sky_
Leon: PERFECT _Picks up and blows door to pieces_ YAY
See what Happens Next time on part 15: Im Not Telling You The Title Till I Post Next Part :)

18-Nov-2007 05:01:33 - Last edited on 18-Nov-2007 05:02:08 by the benis

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