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the benis

the benis

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part 31: Dead? Or Alive?
Noob: _wakes up on the toilet_ WOAH what happened..
Noob: must have passed out from taking that giant poo...
Noob: That dream was weird... Resident evil 4 what the hell is that...
Cleon281: THAT WASNT A DREAM YOU NOOB BUT THIS IS!
Leon: _wakes up near ada_ Uhh what happened.. and why am i bleeding from my chest...
Ada: Krauser almsot killed you. luckily i injected you with The Anti * Virus
Leon: Uhm what will that do.. thats only useful On people bitten by zombies.. DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE FIRST RESIDENT EVIL!
Ada: Uhh.. no?
Leon: all that Anti - * Virus will do is.. well give me a little hole.
Ada: good enough
Leon: _wound heals up_ Wow The Anti - * virus had some effect... I guess..
Ada: Duh, im Ada if i didnt know it would work i wouldnt have done it... (Mumble) phew that was close.. (Mumble)
Leon: Oh well.. where are we..
Ada: On the island
Leon: wait... isnt that where Iron maidens and Regenerators ARE!
Ada: Yep, How did you know this.. you arent supposed to figure out till later in the game
Leon: The game manual _Shows ada game manual_
Ada: too bad _grabs manual and eats it_
Leon: Fine.. then

See what happens next time on part 32: Regenerators And Iron Maidens... EEP

13-Apr-2008 23:50:32 - Last edited on 13-Apr-2008 23:51:30 by the benis

the benis

the benis

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Hehhe.. puke your pants? :P
The first one i met i was like: Eh another guy.. i guess i will save my ammo and knife him... (2 seconds later) OH MY GOD ITS BITING ME HELP! (3 seconds later) ***DEAD***

You are dead..
Me: STUPID GAME!!!!!

15-Apr-2008 02:33:40

Mr Bushido

Mr Bushido

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hahaha!!!
i didn't know what it was the first time so i wasted ALL my magnum ammo on it and it still killed me...
so i restarted and used shotgun instead...
my stratagy to save ammo: shoot at face, kick his crotch, knife him while he's still down

17-Apr-2008 02:35:23 - Last edited on 17-Apr-2008 02:40:13 by Mr Bushido

Mr Bushido

Mr Bushido

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balloon animals FTW!!!!!! :O
i would fight then with... paper airplanes!!!
me: take that stupid weird guy!
regenorator: *shake shake* roar!!
me: are you having a stroke? anyway, eat airplane!!!
*i throw airplane, hit his eye, he explode*
me: woot i pwn...
*airplane explode on me*
you are dead.....
continue?------------------
no

18-Apr-2008 01:29:38 - Last edited on 18-Apr-2008 01:33:20 by Mr Bushido

Gollum3000

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I just shot it's legs out with a striker shot gun, and used my TMP and shot it's back when it was on the ground. Worked pretty good but i had action replay so i had infinit ammo so i shot the TMP for like 3-5 minutes at him which was about 1000 shots lol.

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18-Apr-2008 20:39:32

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