A magician was working on a cruise ship. The audience was new each week, so he always did the same tricks. The problem was, the captain's pet parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick. It started squawking in the middle of the show. “Look, it's not the same hat! Look, he's hiding flowers under the table! Hey, why are all the cards the axe of spades?"
The magician was furious, but, as it was the captain's parrot, there wasn't much he could do about it. Then, one day, the cruise shop ran aground and sank. The magician found himself cast adrift on a piece of wood with the parrot. They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, the parrot said, "Ok, I give up. Where's the boat?"
05-Jun-2022 22:37:57
