A man was stopped by a game-warden at Lake Michigan with a large bucket full of fish.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
“These fish? No, sir, these are my pet fish."
"Pardon?"
"Every night I take these fish down here to the lake and let them swim around for a while to get some exercise. I whistle and they jump back into the bucket, and I take em home.”
"What a load of rubbish! Fish can’t do that!” the warden replied in disbelief.
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “Well, just watch.” and poured the fish into the lake.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, “Well, are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?” the man asked.
“The FISH,” the warden said exasperated.
“Fish, what fish?” the man asked.
01-Jun-2018 02:45:55