There were once two noobs. Their names... were Bob and Steve. They didn't know each other... until one fateful encounter.
They had both been exploring, wandering the lands north of Varrock. At some point in their travels, they each came across a wall - the same wall. On the other side was a barren wasteland full of dead trees and pits of lava.
They both jumped over.
They wandered for hours, becoming hopeless lost and not realizing there was a map feature. Eventually, they came across each other. They right clicked each other names at the same time, and they each realized they could attack each other. They did.
Bronze swords clashed as the two noobs fought with all the ferocity of two clawless kittens pawing at each other. Gradually they began to whittle down each other's health, until finally Bob was able to impale Steve on his sword.
Steve, not willing to go down easily, slid his own sword across Bob's throat.
Both noobs met there end that day.
There was also a very awkward conversation in Lumbridge a few minutes later.
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.
23-May-2016 03:41:04
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NotFishing
