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Or perhaps it's another way of looking at it. Perhaps it is selling the idea (as it were) of war, and promoting it.

But let's not start arguing again. Look where it got us last time. Heck, if this keeps up, Fire will post the next chapter in about 17 years.

Now for a story.

Once upon a time, there were....uh...one...two...three...four heroes named TheRekenater, Enddragon, Armadylspark, and Fireheart. Until a certain point, they wandered alone. One day, Fireheart grew weary of her travels, and decided to stop in a decent place and set up a camp.

Soon, the camp flourished. All manner of folk came in and slowly that small camp grew into a town.

However, that was not to last long. The other three heroes heard of the famous town dubbed Noobdom by its creator, and traveled there.

TheRekenater arrived first. Nothing much happened, and the town continued as it was. However, within a few days, and heinous villain nicknamed 'Reaver' showed up.

Reaver did all sorts of foul deads. He used grammatically incorrect sentence structure. He posted short descriptions of himself so that the heroine Fireheart might notice him and officially make him a citizen of that great town. He dominated conversations he had with other citizens, often saying multiple things in a row and advancing the count to the deadly 2000th post (Oh wait...this is a town. Oh well.)

The mighty and powerful Rekenater confronted him with a mighty burst of logic, and Reaver's progress was halted.

Soon, Enddragon and Armadyl arrived right about when Reaver began becoming a villain again.

A massive war ensued, with the powerful artifact known as Ron at its center. The town was soon laid waste, and Fireheart and one of the town's nobles (named Wizardstar) barely escaped, verbally berating the warriors.

The town and the surrounding area was no more. The 3 heroes left, the villain adding another insult to their deeds, and the surrounding area was thence called the Wilderness as a memorial to the once good town.

19-Nov-2010 23:14:34 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2010 23:24:58 by [#E9V58MRL2]

Sir Faenor

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very nice, but il have you know im still stalking the ashes of this thread

also wizardstar isnt noble...hes cruel

oh the irony! i shall lament the fact that the intent to do good has lead to the distruction of this once proud thread

oh...the...irony...

EDIT: damn had to edit a...mistake up there

for the billionth time i suppose...old habits die hard

20-Nov-2010 00:29:05 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2010 00:54:00 by Sir Faenor

JustMonika

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Ah,the story of this thread. Very good Rekenater.
"The powerful artifact known as Ron."
Amen.
Oh,and you forgot something......

After the three heroes were verbally berated by Fireheart and the vicious noble known as "The Torturer",
they also abandoned all their weaponry,which includes scimitars,claws,daggers,assault and sniper rifles,machine guns,the all-powerful XM134,an alternate dimension,bazookas,laser cannons,death stars,hologram soldier projections,an entire army composed of androids,homing missiles,a million terabytes' worth of files containing Justin Beaver music,the weapons that Enddragon had not used yet (namely a Gundam and the powerful being known by its codename "Chuck Norris&quot ;) and et cetera.Now these weapons of theirs were abandoned in the old site of the glorious town of Noobdom,waiting to be found once more.....

20-Nov-2010 01:40:02 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2010 01:44:28 by JustMonika

JustMonika

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Not really abandon lol,just the weapons you sorta forgot and left there/dropped while getting out of town/stuff you decided had no use.

I,for example,never really left the weapon codenamed "Chuck Norris".And the Gundam either.I would be absolutely crazy to do that.
XD

20-Nov-2010 01:46:09 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2010 06:00:36 by JustMonika

Sir Faenor

Sir Faenor

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no way, i couldnt possibly leave all that poison cake...

i mean, that would be terrible in the hands of the evil, stupid, and incredibly hungry

so i ate it

anyways, i needed my tank...had to ride away in the sunset somehow >_>

21-Nov-2010 01:52:28

JustMonika

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It's been quiet nowadays....maybe too quiet.....
So let me make some noise...
*activates the ZGMF-X20A*
*launches*
*attaches the METEOR*
*fires off all the cannons and missiles*
*accidentaly destroys three-fourths of the thread*
Oops......Sorry!

21-Nov-2010 05:43:03

Sir Faenor

Sir Faenor

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you have been bad enddragon! -puts in the time out corner-

seriusly? why are you doing that? youre just becomming like rekenator...why why WHY!!!!!

-facepalms epicly, after seing this bot designers make facepalm bots, who facepalm behind me epicly-

=.=

21-Nov-2010 05:44:48

JustMonika

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Yeah sure,I'll go to that corner thingy....
*Tries to get out of ZGMF-X20A*
Wait....wha---???
*Tries to get out of ZGMF-X20A*
Oh god....
*Turns off Phase Shift*
*Tries to get out*
OH CRAP....Cockpit jam.....
*DRAGOONs fire off*
AAAAAAAAGH GET ME OUT!!!!

21-Nov-2010 06:12:45

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