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Fireheart449

Fireheart449

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75% of girls are guys irl? Where'd you get that statistic? There's definitely more guys on RS than girls, but still...I didn't expect that high of a percentage. Plus, I'm sure there are girls who play as guys just to escape the whole "I-can't-hit-girls" thing and the creepos who ask you to be their gf a billion times even after you say "No."

Also, even if Hamlet is a girl and he's with Cheesecracker, I don't think he'd be very happy. Switching genders just to be with a certain someone is like denying your identity. So I don't know if guys who like other guys would do that... Well, that's my opinion anyway.

CANDY! I want my own hoard! Guess I'll go buy some tomorrow. Candy would help me finish Chapter 7 :)

Edit: Zygo-matic...I may or may not add in your character in later chapters. I'll see what I can do...

01-Nov-2010 03:23:42 - Last edited on 01-Nov-2010 04:02:03 by Fireheart449

Sir Faenor

Sir Faenor

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i hoard just about anything valuable in my eyes...

candy, excessive amounts of low value coins, candy, exotic spices, and candy

did i mention i hoard candy? i guess i did...anyway my pile seems rather thinned out after eating some of it...

im almost sad i ate it -sigh-

EDIT:

yes dem statistics are scary aint they? ugh...most of them are creepos though, i dont bother much with the "i cant hit girls on rs routine" if theire trying to kill me, i slaughter them like all the rest...no offense

i just dont see what the big deal is...women are tough these days...

anyway ive yet to see any girl that turns out to be a guy mind...that would be even scarier -shudder-

01-Nov-2010 05:20:04 - Last edited on 01-Nov-2010 05:21:52 by Sir Faenor

[#E9V58MRL2]

[#E9V58MRL2]

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I believe on the next post you write, state if you are male or female. (Or other. Don't use this one, please)

I, for example am not never definately not a female, though I occasionally am on any day not listed here: Tuesdays, Sundays, Fridays, Thursdays, Wednesdays, Mondays, and Saturdays.

01-Nov-2010 19:49:01 - Last edited on 01-Nov-2010 19:49:50 by [#E9V58MRL2]

JustMonika

JustMonika

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TEH BUMP-MAN RETURNS!!!!

Bump.
Dang it,classes again :( .Which means I can't use the computer :( .Well,I guess I'll post again on Friday!I'm looking forward to the next chapter :D !

EDIT:I'm a dude.
EDIT#2:GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHIXXXXXXXX!!!!

02-Nov-2010 00:43:50 - Last edited on 02-Nov-2010 03:19:53 by JustMonika

Fireheart449

Fireheart449

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Chapter 7 An Attempt to Make an Unfired Bowl

“Even though she broke up with you first, that was still sleazy,” I send the message to Cheesecracker as Ava, Tigerstar and I walk towards Barbarian Village.

"I know,” he returns before adding, “Iymnota and I weren’t serious, Freak. So relax. I doubt this fling with Helen will be serious either. Wait, why the heck am I telling you this???”

“Because I am so open and so compelling that you have to spill your darkest secrets to me,” I type into the calculatormabob and send it with a grin. So glad that the messaging system still works. Even if the logout button is still missing.

A pause before his response: “Right. If I need psychoanalysis, I’ll come right to you.” I can feel his sarcasm emanating from my calculatormabob. Ha, typical Cheesecracker. Tigerstar’s arm brushes against mine, distracting me. “Hey,” I say, still feeling a smile on my face.

“You’re not worried about what Suspi is up to?” she asks, watching me take out the wet clay I had painstakingly mined and dipped into a bucket of water before we had left Varrock.

I nod. "A little, but what can we do right now?" No point in panicking. I figure I may as well enjoy life now while Runescape still exists in relative order. So, I can’t help squishing the clay between my hands with utter glee before starting to construct a blob that looks vaguely like a dog. I hear a giggle. Ava is looking at me with a half-exasperated, half-amused expression.

“You’re acting like a little kid,” she tells me as I peel the clay from my fingers and place the lump back into my leather bag.

It’s my turn to apologize. “Sorry.” Then, coming out of nowhere, a barbarian strides up to me and raises his axe. He’s the hugest barbarian I’ve ever seen.

"You sorry? I'll make you sorry!”

03-Nov-2010 00:37:01 - Last edited on 03-Nov-2010 00:49:02 by Fireheart449

Fireheart449

Fireheart449

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That’s a new line for barbarians, I realize as the axe comes veering for my head. Especially the use of a contraction. The barbarian’s eyes turn rabid red as I duck, and he misses. I push Tigerstar and Ava out of the way and then punch the barbarian in the face. My gut clenches with guilt…Killing human NPCs gives me a guilt complex like you wouldn’t believe. Only killing unicorns doesn’t produce a speck of guilt because I am currently nursing a grudge against unicorns. No one needs to know why…

I turn my thoughts back to the battle, which should have been over. But the barbarian is fine. His nose is slightly crooked though, and he reaches up to fix it with a nasty “crack” sound. What? He should be dead! A pile o’ bones!

“BAHAHAHAHAHA!” the barbarian cackles, raising the axe above his head to bring it down with maximum impact. Thanks a lot, Gravity. No wonder I never liked physics… “Huh?” the barbarian grunts and pauses to rub the back of his head. I wonder what that unpleasant “thunk” was.

“Hey, stupid! I’m behind you!”

Oh no..."Ava! You insane…” She’s as weaponless as I am!

“Be quiet, Freak!” Ava snaps as the barbarian starts lumbering in her direction. Her eyes narrow at me and then she inclines her head at the brute about to crush her skull in. Oh, I get it.

I land a blow with my fists on the barbarian’s bare back. Ew, gross. He’s all sweaty. My knuckles crack in protest at the impact. The man’s like a brick building! Fists will do nothing but tickle him. Well, at least, Ava’s safe for the moment as he roars like a bear and turns towards me, knocking me with a stray, meaty paw. The impact is like a train hitting the side of my face.

03-Nov-2010 00:39:10

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