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Chapter 21 Clan Wars!

We’re moving into the dark, rocky and lava-infested arena with the caution of hunted animals. After all, we don’t know where Luxon and his goons are. Fireheart is running ahead; Bluestar sprints to catch up with her: the ever-reliable backup. They’d protect each other. Meanwhile everyone else is haphazardly following the two of them, herded along by Redseed, Hamlet, Cheesecracker and even me; I’m at the back of the pack with Dawn loping along a few meters away. I try to talk to her, but when I open my mouth, no words come out. She gives me a what’s-wrong-with-you-at-the-moment look and sprints ahead.

Finally, the majority of us have passed between two waist-high stone walls to find a barrier of pointy (aah, scary) rocks. They’re taller and thicker than any one of us. Beyond the rocks is the scariest sight of all: Lord Luxon and an army half the size of ours.

Our army is a mix of bronze and iron, steel and mithril, adamantine and black, leather brown, green dragonhide, blue mage robes and cerulean rune. On Luxon’s side is rune with trims: gold, red, white and blue. His rangers, all dressed in green dragonhide, are standing beside a small group of mages with gold-trimmed robes. Luxon himself appears to have polished his armor of Zamorak; it’s shining so much that it hurts my eyes.

"What are the rules?” Fireheart asks matter-of-factly. Even through her serene tone, I can tell she’s panicked by the way her hands are clenched to stop them from trembling.

From across the barrier, Luxon’s face looks eerily striped. It doesn’t help the mood any. He replies, “No food or drinks. I’m being too nice really.”

There’s an uneasy stir in our army.

“Zamorak would rather have me crush you all quickly, but I want to have a bit of fun.” Luxon puts his face close to the rocks between the two armies, smiling in a deranged fashion. “Lore, Wolfy, it’s nothing personal. Business.”

“It’s business now to take over Runescape?” Lady Lore says in anger.

26-Aug-2010 18:15:37

Fireheart449

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Luxon hesitates and then shakes his head. It’s not my business. I'm not doing this for me.”

“It’s Zamorak’s business,” Redseed supplies.

Lord Luxon looks amused. “Indeed.” While he is thusly amused, I slip through our army to stand beside Fireheart to ask a question that has been bothering me.

“What happens when we die?”

The army behind Luxon breaks out into chuckles suddenly. Hmm, I don’t see what’s so funny about that question. Shushing his enormous number of goons, Lord Luxon bows to me and declares, “You are a most practical person, Freak. I commend you, and I shall answer you as frankly as I can. When you die, you will be stuck in a prison over there.” He gestures to two rectangular rooms a hundred meters away to our left. “Once there, you can to use the provided orb to watch your friends die.”

How morbid. “What about after the war?”

“The winner decides the fate of the loser,” Luxon murmurs, apparently lost in thought. “I haven’t decided what I want yet from you all.”

“You haven’t won the war yet,” Fireheart retorts. “Bring this barrier down and face us. We’re ready.”

Luxon gives a little laugh. His goons follow with hearty laughter of their own. “Fiery. You make my very heart burn.”

Bluestar’s eyes blaze at these words. He’s about to make a retort when I say, “Is it heartburn? Maybe it was something you ate…” Within a moment, everyone is staring at me, my allies with amusement, my enemies with incredulity at my (accidental) impudence. Oh, Luxon looks angry. Correction: very angry.

“Yes, let this war commence!” The very angry villain waves his arm, giving some signal that makes the ground start to swallow the rocks that make up the barrier. Within those tense seconds before all chaos would break out, I realize that we made up no game plan, er war plan*.

*We don’t have a plan," I point out to Bluestar, who grins at me.

“Just wing it!” he says. The rocks are half-way down already. “Well, I suppose it would be best to target Luxon.”

26-Aug-2010 18:16:43

Fireheart449

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But the high level has retreated into his army, disappearing into the phalanx of rune armor. I glance at Bluestar, who mutters, “Never mind. Let’s tear them down one by one…together.”

“Piling,” Redseed says with a hint of disapproval. The rocks are almost gone now.

"Buddy system,” I correct.

“Euphemisms.” Even so, Redseed has stopped scowling and has drawn his rune scimitar. He looks nervous as if he’s as uncertain of our fate as I am. Oh holy crumb-buckets. If he’s not sure we’ll survive, then our chances are very grim indeed. Even so, Fireheart and Bluestar look determined to win this…as if they still believe we can win.

"Can we win?” I mutter to no one in particular. Dawn knocks the back of my head, and I whip around to glower at her smiling face.

She’s drawn a rune scimitar, and strangely, I find myself missing the axe she always has in her hand. She looks so fierce…but beautiful. “I know we can win. We outnumber them, and our cause is honorable. Freak, are you okay? Hello?” Her poke is gentle this time, more inquisitive than sadistic. A moment later: “Duck, you crazy kid! High level rangers!”

“Duck?” I repeat, looking momentarily for a quacking creature with feathers. Dawn drags me away behind one of the stone walls. Soon, many of our rangers take refuge behind the structure too while arrows whiz over their heads. “Green arrow heads…”

“Adamant arrows.” Dawn grimaces and looks up as Lady Lore glides over to us. I blatantly ignore her and her magnificence. I keep my eyes straight on the dark stone in front of me and block the melody of her voice. Personally, I like Dawn’s honey and briar voice better. Did I honestly just think that? I must have looked horrified; Lore bothers to ask me what’s wrong.

“Nothing,” I reply, and I hold back a gasp as Lore rises, no long protected by the wall, to fire at the high levels somewhere ahead of us. I hear multiple squeals of pain. Lore falls to her knees again and smiles at me.

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She giggles, making my heart hurt. “I love sniping high levels. They get so angry.”

Dawn puts her chin on the top of the wall. “They’re coming closer…”

I stick my chin up on the stone wall. Pain…I think I scraped my jaw. The battlefield is filled with people, all entangled in battle, slashing with scimitars, hacking with axes, smashing with two-hands. Mages and rangers are standing back and firing from various positions. However, the mages in gold-trimmed robes are nowhere to be seen.

"Where are Luxon’s mages?” I ask, ducking as an arrow grazes the top of my head. Eh, that was too close.

“We got rid of them,” Lore reveals cheerfully, her green eyes bright with mischief. “We piled them mercilessly.”

Dawn stands, patting my head condescendingly as she does so. “In which case, I should be out there.” She offers a hand to the woman that broke my heart. “Buddy system?”

Lore laughs, and the two of them throw themselves into the battle in the center. Meanwhile, I contemplate my unfortunate position.

Suddenly, an ally of mine (I presume) takes a place behind the wall. Hey, it’s the smith, who made all that armor for Dawn’s army. He grins at me. “Well, isn’t this fun?”

“AAAAAAAH!” The smith and I stick our heads over the wall to watch one of our rangers careening away from a bunch of cackling high level rangers. “Creater! Help!” The guy can definitely run; Luxon’s rangers are starting to fall behind.

The smith looks at me. “My brother’s is trouble. Help me?”

“Eh, sure.” It’s something to do (that may or may not get me killed). “I’ll help you distract them.”

Creater dashes off and begins to taunt the high level rangers. “Noooblets! Come here nooblets!” He blows a raspberry every now and then. Meanwhile I stand there and observe the master of mockery with astonishment.

26-Aug-2010 18:19:40

Fireheart449

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While the smith is having a merry old time taunting them, I realize the high levels have definitely seen us…or at least seen Creater. His brother is safe and out of sight. Nervously, I wave to the high levels. They wave back with menacing grins. "I think we should run,” I mutter. Creater pauses and beams at me.

“Okay. Run!” We flee with arrows flying over our heads. One bounces off my behind and flops to the ground. Well, at least it didn't bury itself in my butt.

Apparently, Creater noticed the arrow because he says to me, “You’re one lucky kid.”

“Thanks…I guess.” It seems I’ve done a lot of fleeing and not enough fighting. Finally, I catch sight of Hamlet and his unit mobbing one high level. Having found his unit, Creater waves a farewell to me and joins the melee. The high level disintegrates within a few seconds, and Hamlet and his group move on.

My recruits are somewhere around here. The trick is to find them without being killed. A sudden groan of pain stops me. Near a patch of trees, Gorgonwrath and Aurora are holding off a leering guy in rune armor, but poor Gorgonwrath is clutching his side. One more hit and he’s gone…

“Hey!” I shout and then I do the stupidest thing I’ve ever done; I tackle the guy (who is probably sixty levels higher than I am). He screeches like a wounded deer as I ram into him. Though my inner pacifist demands me to halt, I stick my steel sword through the guy’s chest (seems he was almost dead too) and soon, the high level disintegrates. After a moment of shock, Aurora squeezes me into a hug. “Thank you!’

Gorgonwrath smiles weakly, removing his hand to reveal the hole in his side. And man, it’s a big hole… “I’m almost dead.”

“Well, you can still probably fight better than I can. Aurora and I can protect you.” I smile at a worried Aurora. “We just have to stick together and take them down one by one.”

26-Aug-2010 18:20:49

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“I suppose.” Gorgonwrath grimaces. “Then we need more people to help us. I have barely any hit points left, and Aurora is already hurt. And you…well, what level are you now, sir?”

“Eh…twenty-six.” Still a noob, apparently…

“Then you don’t have that many hit points to spare.”

“I can help you guys pile! How about it?” The voice makes the three of us jump and then turn to face a very happy Kenshin, who has a lederhosen hat on his head at a jaunty angle, a contrast to his dented rune armor. “Freak, it’s the least I can do for almost killing you in Lumbridge before.”

I nod, and we wander off deeper into the arena, towards the enemy portal. The entire place is eerily quiet. Allies and enemies have disappeared. While we walk along, I stare at my sword. I had killed someone. I mean, he might have been one of Lord Luxon’s cronies, but he was still a person. Suddenly, I shudder at the memory of the nasty crunch as sword had gone through rune metal. But, I suppose, there are some things that you have to fight for.

~End of Chapter 21~

26-Aug-2010 18:21:43

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Chapter 22 Ruined

We must have destroyed our twentieth high level when a howl of rage distracts me. Kenshin angles his head at me. I shrug. “I’ll go look,” I offer. My curiosity will not be denied. Walking towards the center of the arena, I hear feminine laughter and then a yell of utter rage.

With her hands clasped behind her, Dawn is dancing out of the reach of a high level. His dark hair is spilling into his sweaty face as he takes swings at the lady smirking at him. Even so, I can’t believe he has the nerve to go after a lady like that! But she must have already beat him up pretty badly because his rune trimmed armor has huge dents.

“Freak!”

“Who me? The freak of nature is you,” replies the high level, pausing for a respite.

“No, she means me,” I butt in. Fierce amber eyes scrutinize me for maybe a second, and then the guy lunges for my throat. I close my eyes. A bang makes me re-open them. “Huh?”

“Another one bites the dust… Look what I fought Halofight with!” Dawn waves a frying pan (where did that thing come from?) in my face and then cleans her dusty boots on Halofight’s armor. “It was lying around…”

I rub my face in frustration. “This place is so weird.” By now, Gorgonwrath, Kenshin and Aurora have caught up with me to check that I hadn’t been murdered. They peer at Halofight, who is sprawled, nearly dead, in a most undignified manner: with his face planted into the ground.

“Let’s show him some mercy.” Before anyone can say a word, Kenshin reaches down to cut the enemy’s throat. Halofight disintegrates, leaving behind dust that makes me sneeze.

“Mercy?” I cough. “That was mercy?!” Then I don’t want any mercy.

Kenshin sighs. “He’ll live.” He jabs a finger towards the jail cells. “There he is.” I look and find Halofight staring at Dawn with his face against the black bars. After a moment, he leaves the cell through a portal in the back. I guess he doesn’t want to stick around and watch.

26-Aug-2010 23:13:41

Dawn719

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“Then…will Luxon survive if we kill him?” I mutter. That would be a potential problem.

“I have a feeling he won’t come back," Kenshin replies as he wanders closer to the enemy jail cell. The cell next to it contains some of our allies. Despite being killed, they give us cheery waves before disappearing into a portal at the back of the cell.

One guy pops up in our cell. It’s Creater’s brother, looking glum. “Communications are down since I’m the last messenger, and I died. Hey! You’re a commander, aren’t you?” He seems to be addressing me.

“I guess,” I say modestly and then add as Gorgonwrath gives me a severe look, “Yes, I am. Is there something I need to know?”

The messenger nods. “But first, I’m Elegonesinty. Elegon for short.”

“Freak.” I’m tempted to shake his hand through the bars until I realize my hand’s too wide--or maybe the space between the bars is too narrow?

“You have to find Fireheart and Bluestar. They’re being pursued by Luxon and a select few of his cronies, and they need help! I tried looking for help, but a couple of Luxon’s friends shot me down.”

I nod. I can feel the others all nod behind me. “Where are they?”

“Last I saw them they were in the northeastern corner of the arena, but it’s one on one over there, so be careful.”

“Will do. And thank you, Elegon.” I stifle the urge to salute and shuffle off with the others trailing after me. We all stop as we hear footsteps coming toward us and breathing that sounds like some sort of monster in a hurry to eat its prey. Then some crazy person careens straight into us and falls to the ground to land at our feet. Wolfbane looks up at me weakly.

“Watch out for Lordlegfall…ow,” he wheezes.

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Oh crumb-buckets. You don’t want to mess with a guy named Lordlegfall. That scary-sounding guy strolls into our sight, presumably intent on finishing off Wolfbane, who is lolling on the ground. I crouch down and wince at the cuts everywhere in Wolfbane’s armor; each cut, not deep enough to kill, was made deliberately for causing pain rather than death. I look up into the face of Lordlegfall and find not the face of a monster but the face of an utter and complete lunatic.

He laughs insanely, sending shivers down my spine. We all clump together. Suddenly, Aurora is pressed against my right side and Kenshin is shaking on my left. Gorgonwrath, meanwhile, has his eyes wide with terror and his body hidden behind the lot of us. Dawn has moved closer to Wolfbane, who is practically groveling at my feet.

“Holy cow, it’s bad enough that you want to kill us,* I mutter, “but do you need to torture us too?”

Lordlegfall shrugs, widening his reddish eyes with surprise. “You guys don’t like it? I’m having fun!”

With her frying pan held high, Dawn attacks Lordlegfall, who knocks her away--three meters away---without effort. He cackles. “Do it again! So I can watch you fly!”

Oh…my…crumb-buckets. He’s truly mad! Perhaps realizing the same, Kenshin takes my shoulder and shakes his head. “He’s not going to be taken down any time soon; this guy’s more dangerous than Luxon himself.”

We’re all frozen in place. Of course, Wolfbane doesn’t seem to have any plans to move since he’s fallen unconscious. The pain was too much. But the rest of us have suddenly turned to cowards as Lordlegfall starts to circle, running the edge of his battle-axe against his thumb.

“Who next? Someone attack me!” barks Lordlegfall. He suddenly tugs at the black and white ying-yang amulet at his neck. “Fine then! Transform!”

26-Aug-2010 23:16:04

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