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Westenev

Westenev

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"But I'm not a zombie", Ron the zombie said while being shot with the minigun.

"I can prove it too. Here, let me bite you!" He exclaimed.
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25-Jun-2020 00:46:59 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2020 00:57:56 by Westenev

Drahcir Evan

Drahcir Evan

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Fiona was a sexy lady by most definitions. She was wealthy in the curve market, and right fit. Her crude demeanor and rugged vestments left just enough to the imagination, and what a wonderful thing an imagination could be.

"EXCUSE ME YOU FUCK-FACED CRETINS, WE DON'T ALLOW LEMURS TO USE MINIGUNS IN HERE!" Fiona calmly screamed.

She whipped out her trusty shaker and popped it open, splashing the contents all over Baba Koto's ghost. It was a special tonic that gave ghosts corporeal bodies, for Fiona was not only an alchromancer, but in fact the best in the known world.

As soon as Baba Koto was alive again, Fiona produced a jaguar-shaped gun which fired shit-shaped bullets and yet again killed the lemur dead.

This left her the half-second she needed to bottle-flip an empty glass perfectly atop the loose grenade. The extra-thicc cup hungrily devoured all of daddy-nade's lovesplosion and protected the bar from further damage.

"Doesn't anybody read the rules anymore?" Fiona asked in an exasperated voice while indicating toward the rules which were posted for all to see on post three of page one.

26-Jun-2020 01:43:36 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2020 01:45:03 by Drahcir Evan

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