Indigo checked Steve's pockets again, found some more money, kept this too, and then backed up, expecting another body at any moment.
That moment came fairly quickly. The form of Steve Hermmanson came down once more, this time not landing on anybody. Before he had even drawn his first breath, he was down in a fetal position, screaming,
"Help me! They're crazy! They're going to kill me! Beer's half off Tuesdays!"
"Shut up nub!" yelled a random passer-by.
Steve, marveling at not being dead yet, looked up from the ground, expecting a rock to come crashing down on his face. Seeing that no assault was coming, and that Eklu had Zac firmly pinned down a few yards away, he rose. He turned to Indigo and said,
"Hey, you, where am I, and why did somebody kill me? Twice?"
"Well, first off, my name is Indigo. Call me so. Second, you're in Runescape. Third, he's just crazy. Don't worry about it, he does stuff like that a lot." Indigo replied to Steve.
Steve had the sudden urge to check his pockets, found them full, and then turned his gaze on the two people sitting a little farther off. He guessed his assailant was the one struggling to break free half the time he watched, while the other half the time he was interested in a nearby butterfly.
Steve walked over to him, kicked him the face, and received a high-five from Eklu.
"Thanks. He needed that. Anywho, sorry for his behavior, and, you know, the whole killing thing." Eklu told him.
"Don't worry about it. Now that I know that when I die, I just come back, I'm going to have some fun here."
"Well, obviously, you're not normally from here. What were you doing before you were teleported here?" Eklu asked Steve.
"I was screaming at iTunes for not having any music on it."
"What's iTunes?" Zac asked. In response, Steve kicked Zac in the face again, and Eklu high-fived him again.
"So, what is there to do around here, anything interesting?" Steve asked Indigo.
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