As Bob arrived back at the kitchen, he remembered that the cook told him to next time greet him politely. However, Bob didn't care. He thought annoying the cook would be fun.
"Hey, cook-man! How's it going, dude? I mean totally, things are awesome-a for me dude! Yeah!" said Bob, holding out his hand and exclaiming, "Pound it!"
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTIC, WANNA-BE SURFER DUDE! DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW WHAT A SURFER IS, IT'S A LONG STORY! BUT ANYWAY, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU STUPID ADVENTURERS TREATING ME LIKE WORTHLESS JUNK! WHY, IF I WASN'T HERE, I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN! SO SHOW ME SOME RESPECT AND APPRECIATION!!! Now then, you have something for me?" said the cook, in a Doctor Jekyll-Mr. Hyde type of thing.
"Y-y-yes, I have the ingredients for your cake." replied a startled Bob.
"Ah, hand them over then!" requested the cook.
Bob handed over the ingredients, and the cook turned to his stove and created a cake in five seconds flat.
"Ah ha! Thank you! Now that the cake is done, the Duke won't roast me alive! As a reward, please allow me to impart some of my cooking knowledge to you, and you now have access to this cooking range, made specially for the Duke by a group of some of the best dwarven smithers ever."
Suddenly Bob saw more sparks, and suddenly he knew a whole bunch more about cooking. He felt great, and for future reference, he noted down that he finished a quest for the cook. Bob then set back off to Zac, Eklu, and Indigo.
As he returned, he saw Zac running around dripping wet and half clothed. He guessed that Zac got his bath, and that a vengeful duck stole half of his clothes.
"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID DUCK!" screamed Zac.
'Looks like I was right. Ah, there's Eklu and Indigo, pointing and laughing at Zac by the now-fixed cart. Wonderful!' thought Bob.
"Ten coins says that Zac will never get back his clothes." said Eklu.
"It's a bet."
Indigo and Eklu shook hands, sealing the deal.
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You know,i'm right here. You made such a big deal out of this.o.o
