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Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Saiyan, thanks for the support and all, but DO NOT POST THREE MINUTES AFTER YOUR LAST ONE.

Just edit the first message to say what you need to say. And the thread doesn't need bumped every five minutes, more like every five hours. Bumps are not needed if I'm already on the front page.

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20-Jan-2007 20:39:18

zorporate

zorporate

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Yea, sorry. I don't know if you call taking a plastic sled and trying to jump off it and over a "for sale" sign constructive, but it sure was fun. :D I kinda ran it over a couple times.... scratch that... a lot. O_o

Please add soon too. I want to see what happens to Zac! Good or bad. Hopefully good.

~Blargh Le: Gonna start resorting to Eklu bashing unless the Blargh bashing stops~

21-Jan-2007 01:58:58

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Actually Blargh that sounds fun. Not as fun as me accidentally blasting my brother where the legs connect to the hips and from into a painful area at point blank with a ner* bazooka, though. Ah, calm down Eklu. He won't kill you or anything. After all, you BOTH are in my story now. Muahaha!

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21-Jan-2007 22:46:33

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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"Uh, hi...who the heck are you?" said Bob, wearily shaking the man's hand.

"Ah, I apologize. My name is Eklu. Myself and Indigo River here atteneded the Gielenor Academy. We were both valedictorians of our classes." said Eklu. Then he seemed to realize he was monologuing, and changed the subject. "Who's that fellow over there, twirling about with the dagger?"

"Oh, that's just Zac, our mindless patsy. Don't worry about him, unless you get too close while he has his dagger out..." said Bob. Indigo seemed to pick up what Bob meant, and went over to Zac and took the dagger off of him.

"Hey Eklu, we could always use new people in our little adventuring crew. How about you join us?" said Bob. He really didn't care for the guy, but he figured he might be of use in the future. If he could fight, he could be used as a diversion.

"I do not know, Bob. I have a lot of armor left to make..Oh heck with it. Sure I'll join you!" said Eklu cheerily. He gave Bob a hearty pat on the back.

"Indigo! Did you hear the good news? I am to join you three in your quests!" shouted Eklu at Indigo, who was trying to wrestle Zac away from an overzealous duck.

"You stupid duck! Why, if I had my dagger I'd put you on the table as dinner! Worthless water fowl, I have more strength in my little toe than you do in your whole worthless feathered body!" screamed Zac at the duck, while fighting with all his considerable might against Indigo to get at the duck.

"Wow, I think those are the biggest words I've ever heard outta this dunce's mouth!" yelled Indigo at Bob and Eklu.

"Well, perhaps we could put him to good use. Maybe we could hitch Zac up to a cart and have him tow us and our gear?" proposed Eklu.

"Well, I was thinking the same thing. Though, you don't strike me as the sort who would think about that kind of stuff though, Eklu." replied Bob.

"Haha, my boy you have just barely gotten to know me!" Eklu said with a wink.

22-Jan-2007 23:47:24 - Last edited on 01-Feb-2007 21:09:14 by Star Man 11

zorporate

zorporate

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Hehe, that was pretty funny. Why didn't I get to kill the duck though? Cmon, at least give me some arrows to shoot at the dumb thing!

*sighs* I don't hate you. Don't forget, you have a story too. You could make all the Star mans spontaneously combust or something. Hehe, thats a funny thought. :D

~Blargh Le: Professional Plastic Tobaggon Jumper of Real Estate Signs~

23-Jan-2007 02:11:13

[#LN1H3BSYW]

[#LN1H3BSYW]

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Oh yeah, Star better be nice or I'm going to have some people get to him. Yes Star, this is my Secret addition! MUAHAHAHA!!!

~Thinks that err... Blargh is infinitely inferior to Star Man 11 and that Star Man 11 should have his own Blargh Bashing Team~

23-Jan-2007 03:21:14 - Last edited on 23-Jan-2007 03:22:21 by [#LN1H3BSYW]

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