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Hex the wolf

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this is not much of a story but i had no idea where to post it but if its wrong the mod that locks this please dont be to mad at me and tell me where to post it
This is a list of noobs in runescape the word noob is used alot but heres the correct noobs from 3 to 126

Lvl 3-10 nooblet
lvl 11-25 noob
lvl 26-50 choob
lvl 51+70 froob
lvl 71+ Moob
This is what they are
Nooblet a weak player that has no idea what he is doing
Noob a weak player that might find something like a burt swordfish to be rare
Choob these players think they can defeat anything by now and are offen killed easy and they say bad words ect
Froobs are decent players that call others noobs say bad words or say things like prayer noob
Moobs are high lvl players that love to stand outside banks all day just so noobs can admire them
Here is a list of noobs that dont matter what the lvl is
Zoob this is mainly a female player that gets alot of free stuff from a boyfriend
Goob These anoying players tend to follow u arond and do anything to anoy u
Roob These offen low lvl players get there money from offen drop tradeing and run arond in rich amor at a lvl like 10 or even 3. As Jagex trys to stop them they find new ways to get arond their attempts.
Woob These noobs follow high lvl players arond and are mainly what moobs attract they also ask to wear things people are selling and tend to report players for the most stupid things. They also tend to cry alot.
Hoob These noobs are rare but they offen call people in guthans fat and our the kinda players that call other players nerds and say geta life.
Toob These noobs are also rare but ive seen one so i know they exist these noobs repeat comercials and basicly spam.. When i killed one he said
The snack that smiles back GOLD FISH!
Yoobs these noobs dont talk much but like goobs they follow u and use emotes to anoy u they also like certain objects like pets for example one did not want me to drop my pet rock (from fremenik trials) He freaked..

03-Feb-2007 05:41:05 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2009 01:19:42 by Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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Croob - a person who bets on a stupid/almost impossible thing, i once saw at the duel arena a level 70 staking a level 40 and 700x'ing him, these croobs often brag about their statistics.
Smoob These noobs love to correct u on your grammar on forums they also put there name at the end of a post like a mod.
Aoob a level 98 that fishes all day can't talk and is richer beyond most peoples imagination, but doesn't show it ( Rare )
Zezoobs are those highly irritating noobs that always claim to see zezima and seem to worship the ground he walks on or the ones that even name themselves things like Zezima786
Delusionoobs... the ones who think they are big because they are lvl 80 cb and call you a noob even though you have more exp in one skill than they have in all their cb skills combined
Loobs the ones who follow you around asking if you wanna be friends and are not at all affected when you tell them to "go away" or "I'm not friendly" Somehow they still think you can be their best friend.
Gaoob one that never stops playing and you see him online if he is on your frends list evrytime u log on like he never logs out.
Troobs these noobs look like twins and can be the same or oppsite genders they are sometimes two people but sometimes they are multi loged.
Soobs-These noobs tend to scam witout knowing it. They ask to check out a valuable item u have and then sell it behind ur back. These morons tend to swear on occasion.
Nhoob these noobs are decent lvls like froobs but they anoy only a targeted noob like at cw if he finds a noob he likes he will add him and track him down and kill him repeatedly.. ( Ive done this myself at times )
Ltoob These noobs speak 1337 (leet) and end every sentence with "/\/008" or some other way of spelling it.
Proob a proob is bout the same lvl as froob and they dont have very good weapons or gear and they dont like to work. ( Like a 70 in addy.. Rare but ive seen it )
Doobs a noob that always says his main is lvl 100+

03-Feb-2007 05:56:44 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2009 19:11:40 by Hex the wolf

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More noob list..
Sfoob This noob has something very impressive, like a skill or mad money, and insults you about yours and is begging you to ask them about theirs so they can show it off. Much like roobs.
Eatoob a noob that likes to say can i eat you and is normally a low lvl. (Creepy!)
Plaoobs: come in many lvls. like to play around like do emotes and put on a show since they are bored or had an idea. sometimes they might get crazy and bug u with horses or put on reeally wild plays(** (example). when i got the flying emote i tried fly over a mountain and my cuz he says he time travels buy doing quest emote and logging out then logg in again) (rare)
Chaoobs: like to talk...a lot. The people that just dont shutup..
Tubenubs. they think there good coz they get on youtube and make a movie of runescape and say "say hello youtube!"
Pkoob a lvl 3 in the wilderness that u see going around attacking other ppl out of no where. ( Ive seen it )
Zamoob or Sarnoob A noob that goes around saying "zammy rulz!" or "sara rulz!" in special effects like cyan or red.
Ditchnoob these noobs like jumping over the Ditch of Stupidity by the Wild all day. (Extinct)
Nonoob these noobs say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when u kill them. ( Seen em )
Snoob, they try to scam in the most foolish way possible but they believe they are smart. ( Alternate meaning for snoob) An uptight noob that thinks that he is better than everybody also commonly is greedy with money (also commonly referred to as a snob)
Remembermenoob they meet you like in varrok one day and they trade you and offer like a raw chicken you decline and walk off you log on the next day and they message you and ask if you remember them and when you ask them who they are they say their rs player name.
Tr00b: (L33t word for troll noob)
Muoobs". They like to shout out song lyrics at parties
Newbs are kinda noobs but they are noobs one can deal with.
Tubesmoob. They also sign thier name after posts and they make Runescape Videos..

03-Feb-2007 06:26:49 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 21:32:59 by Hex the wolf

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Poobs insists on telling you that they need the toilet and wat waste there making... O_o (whoever gave me this noob is scared for life :O )
Spaoob Another name for noobs that spam.
Droobs are the ones who tell people they just got scammed out of full dragon and ask you for some
Simler to goobs is the
Randomoob they like going around following people and yelling out random things like bacon! or singing an odd song.

Cloobs These noobs are like 30+years old in rl and still play runescape <---- Cool :D
Stickynoob the noobs that post on stickies on the first page saying WOOT! first post!
Renoobs who post in the middle of your reserves saying "haha"

Wn**noob a person who post on spam threads saying
please do not post spam.

Nrkoob- a noob that reports everyone for anything, even for saying wtf or omg
Nood- A high level who walks around in their default clothes.
Noobyssal Demon- A pker who hangs around the Zamorak Mage because s/he can't pk anyone who is actually there to pk.
Sloob- Similar to a "slob". Someone who takes hours taking things from his/her bank because it's too disorganized.
Romeoob/Nooliet- A noob who follows a player of the opposite gender around calling them "hott" and begging to be his/her "bf" or "gf". (Gawd)

NSoob: A noob that writes a noob story. (I am one) Commonly nice folk O_o
Raoob: A noob who thinks all noob stories take no talent and will stop at nothing to get them banned or moved. These noobs are commonly impervious to reason and evidence. These noobs also have no idea that this is just a game and we are writing noob stories for fun and if they want a good real story they should read a book in rl. These noobs also use the same hole-filled argument every time they clash with us noob story writers and fans. ^_^
Duelnoob: A high level noob who thinks dueling is the answer to every problem.
Abby noob noobs who "hang out" near people killing abysal demons hoping someone will forget to pick up a whip.
More noobs on page2

06-Feb-2007 03:53:54 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 21:35:07 by Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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dedictated to the ever patient Shade183 O_o


the archaeological dig has discovered a....

Dinonoob: A noob that no longer exists!


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Slayernoob(D): These noobs used to zoom in on peeps just about to kill their slayer monster and would kill it and take all the exp.

Armynoob(D): These noobs used to find level 3s and get them to join an army called "The Noob Army


Voob(D) These noobs loved shuting doors on people

06-Feb-2007 21:27:16 - Last edited on 19-Jul-2007 18:33:07 by Hex the wolf

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