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Con noob list
Tryhrdood- a noob who post a thread advertizing "Awesome drop party" and it turns out hes dropping full addy and 30 iron ore
Burglroob- a noob that steals your arrows
Swoobs are noobs fresh from the tutorial island,they follow u around evreywhere and swear at u and are probably the most irratating nooobs they also dont care if they get reported.
Vochernoobs: These noobs follow a dieing player arond hopeing he will drop stuff.
Leechnoob: these noobs go on popler worlds with companys and take all the customers.
Bloob: they hang around lowes archery shop in varrock, in most free worlds that are 1950+ people, and they have names like "3x11" and are always level 3 and always have the default clothing and hair "bald, green shirt & pants etc) ( RARE )
Hallownoob: a player who gets on every holiday just to get the cool stuff then doesnt get on till the next holiday. ( Seen em )
Skoob - a lvl 3 with 99 skills going around calling everyone else noobs because they think they are better.
Cowkilleroob- these guys are usually around level 50ish and have no gaming skills as they got there levels sat killing cows outside lumbridge. ( Rare )
Bissnoob:A noob that trys to sell something all day and keeps trying to think of ways to sell it before selling full black 7k after bsale 7k for all for example.
1postNoobs
They hang around forums and never play the game and post 1 thing on a thread and then leave and never return..
LineNoobs: just like 1postNoobs but they stay alot and dont type different things and post the same things Over and Over Again
(example)
i once saw a noob that keeped posting ANOTHER NIGHT OVER SPAM CITY lol i forgot about them
Groubs: these noobs hang arond in groups of 2 to 5 like a clan and act cocky and degrade people even when they are proven wrong
BarriNoob: Theres always 1 of these in cwars, a guy that runs around putting barricades everywhere for no reason or putting around themselves so no one kills them, Usually low lvl

07-Feb-2007 21:34:25 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 21:37:16 by Hex the wolf

Orenoob: you walk up to a rock and your about to mine it and this noob will outta no mine the rock take the ore and run off.
Schloob-This noob plays on RuneScape at recess every day.
Fakenub-This noob says things like 'Don't make me use my Dragon Warhammer or Super Sword.And when you say those don't exist they'll say Omg u nub thers a nu quest 2 get em!
Tuoob-This bizzare thing gets stuck on Tutorial Island and takes ages to get off. ( Seen em )
Baaoob(Sheepoob)-This species of noob follows sheep around in Lumbridge for hours and if someone kills a ram it shouts "You evil monster!" and starts crying and stalks/spams around you.
Untroob, a noob that asks if they can buy an item (non tradeble) u'll say its non tradeble, but they'll say wtf noob no its not! I see ppl trade it all the time..
TrailNoob: those ppl that leave trails of stuff around instead of just droppin it in 1 place.
HomeNoob-A noob that never leaves Lumbridge.
JigNoob-A noob that dances outside banks for money. ( Seen it )
PartyNoob(Evolved from JigNoob)-A noob that just joins in with parties in Party Pete's. ( Seen it )
BorrowNoob(Loanicus Gpicul)-This noob just borrows from friends and promises to pay back.Also known debtNoob.
NoobReaper: A noob that walks around rubbing it in ppls faces and showing off thee " Hood and emote " that thousands of other ppl have now anyways
Fluoob-A noob that spreads diseases (Ew)
Dooby-A noob that keeps shouting rythms. Example: Dooby da da,be bop a loo lop (Rare)
Nhojnoob: These noobs like posting smileys more than sentences. Nothing wrong with it, it just gets annoying after awhile. Their hobby is also recording different types of noobs.. :@
Wiioob: Someone who goes on the Internet from the Wii or Ps3's internet browser for the sole purpose of bragging about about it. Often not realizing that other people don't care

08-Feb-2007 20:58:10 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 21:40:51 by Hex the wolf

09-Feb-2007 22:05:27

09-Feb-2007 22:06:37 - Last edited on 09-Feb-2007 22:10:37 by Jacoob

Thx ill update my book now

( Noob list con )

Groob:These noobs are people who get stuff WAY beyond their grasp from a real life friend, and then think they are uber rich, and are richer than most of their lvled people.

Uoog: they hang around anywhere there is a (Cool not lame) update they cant do and say this is lame or why have this its stupid
Foloob- a noob that walks up to you no matter what you doing. they have a desire to do nothing but annoy you. they bug you and bug you until you leave and/or log out and move to another world. they have you added to their friends list so they can follow you to a new location or a new world.
Broob - These ones are the low levels that have a chef's hat, frog mask or 100gp and act gangster and rich.

Huntoob : a noob that is like under level 10 with really high hunter (Rare)
Miniquoob - A subspecies of Untroob that asks what the stuff you got from a miniquest is.
Nubcake - The biggest noobs on earth; worse than nub*, which are worse than noobs, which are worse than newbs. ( Wow sounds pretty bad. Like the kinda noob that can be killed by a duck )
Charlie the Noob - Noobs that say, "Spare change, guv?" in Citizen clothes (from Meiyerditch salesman Trader Sven*) with red spiky hair. (Sounds RARE)
p2-oob = Member player (any lvl) that complains about $2m+ dragon gear and/or member gear fails him in f2p world clanwars and/or duel arena
Specf2-oob = The person gets stuff from special places (ie - GOP. FOG) and whine about all the charges he's losing cause he in Clanwars or Duel Arena.
Bot-oob = The dreaded player that makes it harder to get stuff and xp cause he's running a bot program. (We have ALL seen theme)

09-Feb-2007 22:09:14 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 21:42:46 by Hex the wolf

09-Feb-2007 22:11:31

Noob list continued
Martoob: Takes an Iban staff as soon as he gets it and uses EVERY LAST CHARGE killing everything in sight because he ABSOLUTELY HATED the Underground Pass quest, then realizes that to get more charges he has to go all the way back into underground pass.
Grooob: A noob that thinks he will get to be a p mod or friends with level 138s, or sound less nooby and more sophisticated, if he talks in perfect grammar and add .'s to the end of each sentence.

09-Feb-2007 22:12:47 - Last edited on 02-Jun-2010 01:35:34 by Hex the wolf

Noob list continued!
Assistoob: People who keep following you and asking for assistance in any skill.
Foodnoob: They're almost always lvl 3s who follow you through the Wild and keep following you until you eat then yell "HAA!!!!! HAAA!!!!!! YOU ATE!!!!!! YOU'RE A NOOB!!!!!!!!"
randomoob. likes going around following people and yelling out random things like bacon! or singing an odd song. ( Did i get this one already? )
cwoob! s/he goes in cws, around the noob to low choob range, thinking s/he can play. Some noobier ones ask the respected high lvl's, "will u protect me" . Most of the time they dont do the jobs cwoobs are usful for (catapult, rope sabotage, barracade, ect.)
Drapoob a noob that hangs around dragon hunters so he can get the hides to get d hide to sell. they are usually pure crafters.
bissnoob:A noob that trys to sell something all day and keeps trying to think of ways to sell it. Example: selling full black 7k! Then- bsale 7k for all!
lonoob = a noob who keeps logging on and logging off all the time
cb*noob = combat bot that you find killing green drags all the time...and they never stop
JONOOB -Noobs That Follow You Around For A Job Or Just Yell Out Things Like "Looking For Job" And They Want To Be Payed Before They Even Start And Log Off Once They Get The Money
Yogoobs(yog-oobs)-people who love yogosun and alway say they see him and sometimes name themself like them like, Yogosun21
Highoobs(high-oobs) people who spend all there time on the highscores and when then play they go around worshiping everone on the highscores
kenoobs-people who always say im a member lets go do a quest and when they log on there in free worlds say they have to help freinds so you no there not members
angoobs-they always say a place like falador is pernounced flailador or something like that and when you tell them what is really is they say well its easier to say flailador then falador.

10-Feb-2007 15:48:30 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 22:00:10 by Hex the wolf

13-Feb-2007 19:09:59 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2012 22:04:22 by Hex the wolf