CAPRICIOUSNESS BY ENO REMNANT
Capricious. Such a wonderful word. It essentially means to be fickle, to flit from fancy to fancy like a hummingbird moves from flower to flower. There is no logic to capriciousness, and it gives people who are capricious a sort of, alien form, something we cannot truly understand.
Of course, this is a story, not an excuse for me to twaddle on about capriciousness. So, I shall tell you a tale of a capricious adventurer of Runescape. Namely, me.
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I rise from my bed, yawning as the light of dawn streaks into my bedroom. I feel like breakfast. I feebly attempt to extricate myself from bed, before realising that the bed is still warm and comfortable. So I stay in it. What do I care for food when there is warmth and comfort?
Of course, only a minute after that, my stomach begins to moan. Just like my stomach, always has to choose the worst moments to make itself heard. So I throw off my blankets, stagger groggily down the stairs, and cook some pizza. Pizza for breakfast, you might be thinking, you're mad, is most likely what you're thinking. But what I eat is really none of your concern. Finally, the pizza is done, and as I take a bite from it, my stomach growls at me, telling me off for eating pizza for breakfast. So I decide to go do some skilling.
I pick up my Dwarvern Army Axe and tramp outside. How cool are Dwarvern Army Axes? I love them. I move to an oak tree, and begin the dull, repetitive process of chopping it down. Well, this is boring, so I'll go do some mining... Same problem there, let's go kill something.
I grab my Dragon Claws and go kill some chickens. Then I realise that I've killed hundreds. Oh no, how could I be so cruel? Must so many chickens die so slake my thirst for killing? Ooh, a guy with a cool helmet! I run over to the guy and ask him where he got the helmet. He tells me he got it from Fremmy Trials, whatever that is.
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