Drunk: Well, you be in – hic – in – hic Burthrope, you know. So, -hic – you have to...
Savior: No! He’s having a heart attack! Quick, give him CPR!
(Savior knocks the guy down and takes out a random shovel, beating the drunk’s chest mercilessly with it until Joe runs up and grabs the shovel from him.)
Joe: What in hell are you doing?
Savior: Joe, you should’ve seen me. I saved this guy’s life!
(They look down at the bloodied drunk in front of them.)
Iceburg: Nice job there.
Savior: Err... Look at that! (Points behind them) It’s a monkey on a trampoline wearing a scuba outfit while eating sushi!
Sparker: A trampoline?
(They all turn, and Savior lights the corpse on fire.)
Stupid Mage: >.> You lied.
Savior: ...
Flaming Drunk: I’m still alive...
(Savior kicks the drunk in the head and then starts to walk away.)
Joe: Where are you going? >.<
Savior: There’s obviously no help here!
(They look around and see a group of trained assassins, experts in sword fighting, and other abilities all around.)
Scott: But -
Savior: Let's go!
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My favorite XD!
13-Jul-2008 12:28:12