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08-Jul-2008 01:10:43

08-Jul-2008 01:10:51

Off to read the adds! Which page?

08-Jul-2008 01:10:55

08-Jul-2008 01:11:23

Oh. I've reaad those adds. I wanted newer ones.

08-Jul-2008 01:12:32

08-Jul-2008 01:13:00

Magician: Watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!
Crowd: ...
[The Magician takes several moments, but eventually pulls a rabbit from the hat]
Crowd: ... Boring!
Magician: Umm...
Stupid Mage: Pssh, lousy magic.
Magician: Then, my idiotic amigo, come up here and show me what you can do!
Stupid Mage: Okay...
Savior: I'll do it!
Iceburg: I don't think this will work well...
Savior: Stop stating the obvious!
Crowd: Come on! We want magic!
Savior: Fine! Hold your cowboys!
Crowd:
Savior: I mean horses!
Crowd: Ahh...
Savior: Watch as I do the amazing! Using only...
Crowd: Get on with it!
Savior: [Mutters] A rabbit and a hat!
Crowd: Boring!
Savior: But! I will pull...
Crowd: A rabbit out of the hat - We know!
Savior: Not quite! I will pull a hat out of this rabbit!
Crowd:
Savior: Watch carefully...
[Savior pushes his hand deep into the rabbit]
Savior: It's... kind of... stuck...
Crowd: Why the hell are you torturing a rabbit?
Savior: Aha! Got it!
[Savior succeeds in pulling a hat, covered in blood, out of the rabbit.*
Crowd:
Savior: [Sees a young boy] Here you go!
[Savior puts the bloody hat onto the young boy]
Young Boy: Mommy!
Mother: He just traumatized my child! Get him!
Savior: But... it *was* magic!
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A clip.
~` Admiral Chek `~

08-Jul-2008 01:13:32

08-Jul-2008 01:14:54

Lol. Not your best, but it made me laugh out loud.

08-Jul-2008 01:15:45

I love that clip.
I have an idea. Everyone post your favorite joke in FUNA.
~` Admiral Chek `~

08-Jul-2008 01:16:28