Joppi stifled a laugh as he pushed past his mother and wandered back into his room, kicking a small kitten-like creature out of his way as he trekked across the deadly abode. His mother continued to stare at him, though, as he began to change out of his pajamas, and he responded by staring back at her as his hands held the sleeves of his shirt.
"What?" she inquired.
Joppi merely stared at her before saying, "You know I'm self-conscious about my weight!" With this, Joppi grabbed a pile of clothes off of the floor and threw it wildly at his mother, who was barely able to close the door before the rotting missile of doom came in contact with her fair skin.
His mother now gone, Joppi quickly changed and stumbled over to his computer, violently tossing a small bottle of unknown liquid (many consider this to be the reason for his obscene behavior) and type in the URL to one his favorite websites: the RSB Community.
He was greeted by a large message on the 'Portal' page that was from Genzen, saying, "lol u got rickrolled," and a small image of Rick Astley underneath doing his traditional stance during the well-known song. Joppi sighed and muttered, "Idiot," before continuing his normal process of logging in.
Joppi quickly grabbed the injured kitten, who was now limping badly across the room, and began to stroke it with haste as he entered his username before quickly typed in his passphrase:
"ITSOVER9000"
Thus, Joppi entered the world of the RSB Community. Little did he know, however, that his life was about to change forever.
-- End of Chapter One --
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