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joshscapin

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"It was painful to read, and this is coming from someone with a fever and an infected Lymph node." - Deltaslug

hey guys these are stories wot i ritten about runescape

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thanks, chestgom

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the battle of lumbrudge ... post two
pome of the days ... POSTTREE

17-Oct-2013 17:21:34 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2013 19:46:38 by joshscapin

joshscapin

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the battel of lumbidge

once upon a town in misfalin bob the axe seller was walking back to his shop with a dragon sword

“I am happy” he said because he had a new sword too sell to get gp for his wief and kids so they could eat foot and be healfy because it was so hard to get good bread in this war torn hellhound

Suddenly there was a dock at the noor and bob said “who is this heaven calin at this our”

“get the door bob” his wife moaned likee a gost
bob opened the door and their was ZABORAM the red god from the battelfelt “haha time to die”

“nope” bob said and tried to hit zaborak with his bronze hatchet but the hatchet melted and bob hurt his hand “bother” he bewitched

“hahahahahahahahahahahaha” zaboram laffed and prepared to die bob when SUDDENLY he groned because the fifth duke nukem hornblower of lumbidge was jumping off the castle wall onto the street

“WHAT is this malarkey ” duke cried with a fist in his hand and hit zaborak for two billion damage points at a strength and attack ratio higher than zabbies def skill

“oh you nicotine poop” zaborak cried and died

“thank you duke” bob cried with happiness and hugged duke

“no probs babe”

they hugged and for a beef glitterin moment all was well in the runescape

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thank u for readin sweetlings xx

chestgom

17-Oct-2013 17:21:52 - Last edited on 17-Oct-2013 17:25:30 by joshscapin

joshscapin

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pome of the day:

their once was a man from varok
everyun fought he was darok
he took out his flail
and killed them all fail
because he was darok

chestgom

i went to the fortune teller
dipsy harry was her name
i asked her the meaning of life
"DERRICK THE DEMON IS CUMIN"
oh no

chestgom

17-Oct-2013 17:22:02 - Last edited on 19-Oct-2013 17:36:41 by joshscapin