RuneScape Forum Archive | It's just pretend

ironpariah

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A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….

“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“Good”, she replied. “Get your own blanket.”

After a moment of silence.....he farted.

27-Mar-2019 03:53:30

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Ladyolake

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LMFAO The richest person is not who has the most. It is who Needs the least.

11-Apr-2019 01:51:09

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