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A Tale of Two Noobs
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Chapter Four: Fishing For Trouble
Story Noob: This is it
R* Noob: What is it?
Story Noob: We've reached the three-chapter limit
Bryanna: This is chapter four
Story Noob: But it's the third chapter featuring you
Bryanna: And?
Story Noob: That means you're going to fall in love with one of us now
Bryanna:
!
RP Noob: what an excellent plot twist
Story Noob: ty i'm a writer
RP Noob: I'm not but I pretend to be to impress people on the internet
Story Noob: Only internet people read mine
R* Noob: At least you have a fan base
Story Noob: Not really, they only read mine because I promise to read theirs
R* Noob: Well that's fair
Story Noob: Nah, i can never be bothered to read theirs, so they never read mine.
RP Noob: That's just like how RPing works, wow
Bryanna: You two have so much in common! I love you both!
Story Noob: See?
RP Noob: You're a modern miracle, story noob
Bryanna: I can't choose! Whoever catches the most fish wins!
[Story Noob and RP Noob pick up nets and start fishing furiously]
NotFishing: Excuse me!
Story Noob: Who are you?
RP Noob: Oh no
NotFishing: I am NotFishing, and you will not fish here!
Story Noob: Honestly mate, this is a pond designed specifically for fishing shrimp
NotFishing: There will be no fishing on my watch!
[NotFishing steals their nets]
Story Noob: You've won the battle NotFishing but you haven't won the war
Bryanna: omg NotFishing you're so manly
[NotFishing and Bryanna have a baby on the spot then leave]
Story Noob: Wow
** Noob: I don't know what you ever saw in her
Story Noob: ... Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
Story Noob: This is it
R* Noob: What is it?
Story Noob: We've reached the three-chapter limit
Bryanna: This is chapter four
Story Noob: But it's the third chapter featuring you
Bryanna: And?
Story Noob: That means you're going to fall in love with one of us now
Bryanna:
!
RP Noob: what an excellent plot twist
Story Noob: ty i'm a writer
RP Noob: I'm not but I pretend to be to impress people on the internet
Story Noob: Only internet people read mine
R* Noob: At least you have a fan base
Story Noob: Not really, they only read mine because I promise to read theirs
R* Noob: Well that's fair
Story Noob: Nah, i can never be bothered to read theirs, so they never read mine.
RP Noob: That's just like how RPing works, wow
Bryanna: You two have so much in common! I love you both!
Story Noob: See?
RP Noob: You're a modern miracle, story noob
Bryanna: I can't choose! Whoever catches the most fish wins!
[Story Noob and RP Noob pick up nets and start fishing furiously]
NotFishing: Excuse me!
Story Noob: Who are you?
RP Noob: Oh no
NotFishing: I am NotFishing, and you will not fish here!
Story Noob: Honestly mate, this is a pond designed specifically for fishing shrimp
NotFishing: There will be no fishing on my watch!
[NotFishing steals their nets]
Story Noob: You've won the battle NotFishing but you haven't won the war
Bryanna: omg NotFishing you're so manly
[NotFishing and Bryanna have a baby on the spot then leave]
Story Noob: Wow
** Noob: I don't know what you ever saw in her
Story Noob: ... Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
27-Sep-2015 20:12:12
Mining Instructor: Hi there, you must be new around here.
Story Noob: What gave you that idea? The fact we're both called noobs?
Mining Instructor: No, it's because I'd remember someone as good looking as you
D F Angel: We support all LGBT members here
R* Noob: Angel want to timeskip with me?
Story Noob: Thanks, but I'm straight, sorry man
Mining Instructor: Stop oppressing me!
Story Noob: What?
Mining Instructor: Sorry, inside joke. Want to mine?
RP Noob: Do chores? lol no, i want to adventure!
Story Noob: This could make for great character development
RP Noob: sounds lame to me
Story Noob: It will help us grow as people
R* Noob: will it help grow my kill count?
Story Noob: No?
RP Noob: Let's go
*they leave] Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
Story Noob: What gave you that idea? The fact we're both called noobs?
Mining Instructor: No, it's because I'd remember someone as good looking as you
D F Angel: We support all LGBT members here
R* Noob: Angel want to timeskip with me?
Story Noob: Thanks, but I'm straight, sorry man
Mining Instructor: Stop oppressing me!
Story Noob: What?
Mining Instructor: Sorry, inside joke. Want to mine?
RP Noob: Do chores? lol no, i want to adventure!
Story Noob: This could make for great character development
RP Noob: sounds lame to me
Story Noob: It will help us grow as people
R* Noob: will it help grow my kill count?
Story Noob: No?
RP Noob: Let's go
*they leave] Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
27-Sep-2015 20:13:05
Chapter Seven: The story continues
Vanna*a: You just let your fellow noob be taken by the police
R* Noob: yeah that was funny
Vanna*a: There's some cold brothers out there
Ice Cube: F'real
R* Noob: I totally killed this rat though
Giant Dead Rat: ...
Vanna*a: So you did, go on with your adventure, you have my blessing!
RP Noob: Ty
[RP Noob and Jeff the Rat go to all of the other tutors]
Magic Instructor: My name is Terrova
R* Noob: Teleport me fr00b
Magic Instructor: Excuse me
Jeff the Rat: orate u jebend do wat he sez yeh?
Magic Instructor: okay
[teleports RP Noob and Jeff the Rat]
RP Noob: where am i?
Saradomin: You are in the court of the gods
Zamorak: I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: lol
Guthix: I am Balance, I am eternal, the spirit of the earth and essence of life itself, spawned at the beginning of the universe-
Jeff the Rat: so*zard m8, but Jagex totes rewrote yer backstory
Guthix: Wha- what do you mean?
Jeff the Rat: ur just a guy who got lucky now, and your younger than Sara
Guthix: WHAT?!
Saradomin: lol what a baby
Guthix: I was the physical manifestation of the concept of balance! You can't just turn me into a random humanoid! Who did this?
Mod Osbourne:
RP Noob: srsly guys why am I here
Saradomin: You let Story Noob get arrested
R* Noob: he did murder a rat in cold blood
Jeff the Rat: i got me first handy-dandy off ol' Gregg
RP Noob: ...
Saradomin: ...
D F Angel: We support all LGBTQQ members here
R* Noob: whats the extra Q stand for?
Saradomin: Questioning
Zamorak: Like questioning at what point this acronym becomes stupidly long?
RP Noob:
zammy thats mean
Saradomin: This is why you're the god of evil, Zamorak
Zamorak: I thought that was because I nailed your sister
RP Noob: lol rekt
Guthix: f***ing savage
RP Noob: can i go now?
Saradomin: No! The gods have decreed you and Story Noob must stick together now
** Noob: i thought that was mod kalaya
Saradomin: No RP Noob, I am Mod Kalaya Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
Vanna*a: You just let your fellow noob be taken by the police
R* Noob: yeah that was funny
Vanna*a: There's some cold brothers out there
Ice Cube: F'real
R* Noob: I totally killed this rat though
Giant Dead Rat: ...
Vanna*a: So you did, go on with your adventure, you have my blessing!
RP Noob: Ty
[RP Noob and Jeff the Rat go to all of the other tutors]
Magic Instructor: My name is Terrova
R* Noob: Teleport me fr00b
Magic Instructor: Excuse me
Jeff the Rat: orate u jebend do wat he sez yeh?
Magic Instructor: okay
[teleports RP Noob and Jeff the Rat]
RP Noob: where am i?
Saradomin: You are in the court of the gods
Zamorak: I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: lol
Guthix: I am Balance, I am eternal, the spirit of the earth and essence of life itself, spawned at the beginning of the universe-
Jeff the Rat: so*zard m8, but Jagex totes rewrote yer backstory
Guthix: Wha- what do you mean?
Jeff the Rat: ur just a guy who got lucky now, and your younger than Sara
Guthix: WHAT?!
Saradomin: lol what a baby
Guthix: I was the physical manifestation of the concept of balance! You can't just turn me into a random humanoid! Who did this?
Mod Osbourne:
RP Noob: srsly guys why am I here
Saradomin: You let Story Noob get arrested
R* Noob: he did murder a rat in cold blood
Jeff the Rat: i got me first handy-dandy off ol' Gregg
RP Noob: ...
Saradomin: ...
D F Angel: We support all LGBTQQ members here
R* Noob: whats the extra Q stand for?
Saradomin: Questioning
Zamorak: Like questioning at what point this acronym becomes stupidly long?
RP Noob:
zammy thats mean
Saradomin: This is why you're the god of evil, Zamorak
Zamorak: I thought that was because I nailed your sister
RP Noob: lol rekt
Guthix: f***ing savage
RP Noob: can i go now?
Saradomin: No! The gods have decreed you and Story Noob must stick together now
** Noob: i thought that was mod kalaya
Saradomin: No RP Noob, I am Mod Kalaya Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire
27-Sep-2015 20:14:31
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