Logic is painful, especially when it's coated in cyanide...
Capt says I have major issues
I should offer him a coupl'a tissues
Stop messing my groove
Or I'll ask you to move
You won't hear that many "Miss You"s
Capt thinks he is so cleaver
I'll make so many he can't endeavor
My limericks pwn
You'll say so soon
You'll learn to regret it forever
Lance's stories need to read
There's not much to be done or said
I'm going insane
So help ease my pain
and read Lance Tiger's stories instead
I pwn with limericks
Similar to if my dog had ticks
Big teeth and claws
Would put your brain on pause
Thus wasting your time with my tricks
A prisoner was on death row
His last request was to mow
Next day on the lawn,
They found he was gone
The tunnel led to O-hio
Smurf called me a fool
Yet I think I am cool
The people scream
and say I am mean
But I see them under my rule
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03-Feb-2008 00:32:15
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03-Feb-2008 06:22:12
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