Yup lol
Sneak peek from Birthday Chapter:
Ultra Noob was managing his cheese shop (It's a shame the original shop keeper left, how was he supposed to know not to torture after asking for cheesecake?). He had brie, Swiss, Gouda, feta, stilton, camembert, gruyere, and thousands of others kinds of delectable cheeses. His income was relatively low (averaging three gold a year including the money he stole from a corpse). Yet he was happy, surrounded by his favorite thing in the world: lava. Wait, lava? Ultra Noob examined his surroundings for the first time seeing he was in the center of a bridge over a volcano situated in the deepest regions of the wilderness. He made a mental note to not ask for 'Twitchy Joe's Moving Service' again.
“No wonder people never come here,” he thought, “the sign says ‘Closed’.” He scribbled with his patented cheddar ink the word ‘Open’ and waited for the customers.
No customers came, unless you count a swirling vortex of space and time. He recited his usual business line (Give me free stuff!) as he and his beloved shop disappeared into the whirlpool.
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Elite Noob scurried away from the menacing chickens. What were the odds that chickens would be in a chicken coup? He escaped with a few cuts and bruises, but his mission was complete; he had collected fifteen feathers. He had enough to pay back the gypsy woman for his fortune. He wiped off the blood from his black hair and put his valued treasure in his pant’s pocket. Now he had to walk all the way from the chicken coup to Varrock. Elite Noob hoped that John hadn’t gotten into too much trouble…
John was in trouble. All he wanted was to ask the little green men if he could have their pot of gold. Unfortunately, goblins did not carry pots of gold. Now here he was, being roasted over a small fire, it wasn’t so much of a fire as it was warm coals. Actually, it was a warm log (This is why we stay in school kiddies).
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I'll reapply when I unscript it