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Buckeye91011

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Okay you guys are buggin' me too much! I'll write more! This might not be that great 'cause I've been kinda busy lately...


Part...uh...what are we on?!



Dharok: hey guys meet my new friend, Jacob!

Karil: AHHHH!!!!!

*Karil takes a rocket launcher and kills him*

Dharok; What was that for? That was my only friend!

Karil: I'm your only friend!

Dharok: No, Ahrim is!

karil: why!?

Dharok: Because he just recently turned dumber than me.

Ahrim: Dooooiiiiiiya!

Guthan: of course...

Torag: Ahrim get me chips.

Ahrim: bleh

Torag: Now ahrim!!

Ahrim: Doileztra!

*torag throws karil's rocket launcher at Ahrim and Ahrim becomes smart again*

Ahrim: Thank god!!

Dharok: NNNNNOOOOO!!! Torag you have betrayed me!

*Dharok throws an apple at torag*

torag: ....

Dharok: he normally explodes from healthy food...

Torag: OOOHHHH IT'S CARAMEL COVERED!

Dharok: ahh...

*verac suddenly starts laughing crazily and walks out into the yard and walks over an anti-tank mine*

*karil tries to take a picture of the explosion but accidentily walks out into the street and gets run over by a tank*

*squad of marines standing behind the house*

marine: Dangit we missed the tank!

marine 2: wait, shouldn't the mine have gone off at 1 ton? I'm sure that person wasn't a ton?

marine: or was he?

*squad looks at each other*

*meanwhile back at the house*

Ahrim: wow, what imbiciles...

Dharok: Torag i hate you!1

Torag: while you're hating me, get me some jelly beans.

Dharok: RRRRAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!

*Dharok makes a nuclear explosion*

bystander: ...

*bystander sits down and gets in mental position and starts waving back and forth*

22-Feb-2007 00:27:46 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2007 19:14:50 by Buckeye91011

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