RuneScape Forum Archive | Barrows Bros. (comedy story)

-------------part 14, the band------------

ahrim: hey let's start our own band!

torag: you mean like a rubber band!?

ahrim: no...

dharok: okay we'll start tomorrow..

*next morning*

ahrim: okay we have to play stuff like clarinets till we get the hang of it

*torag raises hand for a question*

ahrim: yes torag..?

torag: does tarter sauce count as an instrument?

ahrim: no..torag...tartr sauce is not and instrument..

*torag raises hand again*

guthan: ugh...

ahrim: *sigh* *says really fast* neither is mayonaise apple sauce pidgeons turtles peanuts bananas christmas cards bed posts *inhales* fans crossbows gunpowder microsoft flying terds mini rollercoasters and, neither, is, a, mouse.

*torag puts hand down*

*torag puts hand back up*

torag: can we kick people?!

ahrim: no..

torag: i wanna start now!

*torag kicks ahrim*

ahrim: WHY YOU LITLLE!!

*ahrim chases torag outside with an oboe*

*loud scream can be heard, then an explosion*

*door slowly opens, torag walks in with the oboe around his neck*

torag: uhh...the owner of the red SUV..you left your lights on..

dharok: you idiot that's yours...

torag: oh

*torag walks out side and explodes again*

*car alarm goes off*

torag; ahh someone's robbing my car!!

ahrim: you idiot you just smashed the window because you left your keys in the car...

torag: oh....

*torag walks back in making an oboe noise everytime he takes a step and sits down*

*ahrim walks back inside*

ahrim: okay...noow time to get started...

*after they practice they go home*

torag: nighty night!

dharok: shut up

*they all sleep*

ahrim: okay you guys get to the band room i'll go get the instruments and be back here by 12:00.

*ahrim gets late by 3 hours*

ahrim: that stupid shop clerk didn't know and oboe from and elbow..hee hee..band humor...

(TO BE CONTINUED)

10-Aug-2006 19:20:16 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2006 04:21:46 by Buckeye91011