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Jimothey
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still being selfish? fine, another. >:[
@#$%chapter:make an idea%$#@
ahrim: hey, uh... guys?
all but ahrim: yeah?
ahrim: i think we're running out of stuff to do
dharok: what do you mean?
ahrim: well, we have more "normal" days than usual, we've started to have more boring adventures, and we've said "hell" and "damn" and "crap" more often, like now.
guthan: oh, yeah.
verac: well, how about we make a clan?
karil: dude, how the hell did you think of that?
verac: uhh... i looked at runescape's homepage.
all but verac and torag think: (how the HELL did he get so smart? O_o )
torag thinks: (hmm... i wonder where i can get a burger...)
karil: nowhere.
torag: what?
karil: you can't get a burger anywhere.
torag: how the hell did you know what i was thinking?
karil: i looked at the text in this comic. ya realize we're just words, right?
verac: well, what we're saying goes into this machine called the semi-graphic omni-speak adjective-verb-noun-adverb-ial transformation machine where the vocal transmitions get converted into words and put on this very comic. simple.
torag: you made my brain get coated in hot grease...
ahrim: i'm starting to re-think what i'm thinking!
karil: you made my brain explode!
dharok: my mind got pranked horribly wrong!
guthan: i'm starting to think hats are a hazard!
all: *gasps*! guthan (guthan says I) ALWAYS love(s) wearing hats!
guthan: haha! just kidding! i'm actually thinking hats are good for protecting my brain now! in fact, i'm starting to like helmets!
verac: not surprising...
all:...
ahrim: okay, so it's settled!
torag: we're going to mcdonald?
ahrim: no, we're gonna start a clan!
all: ALRIGHT!
verac: and this is the part where karil's explosives in the basement "accidentally" blow up the house
guthan: uh... that doesn't usually happen...
verac: well, the old sometimes has to come back for the good ol' days!
karil lights the explosives in his basement
verac: see? wow... damn iro-
continued(this is LONG!) :P
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

14-Apr-2011 01:19:57 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2011 01:22:19 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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CONTINUED FRO oh, sorry. continued from last post
house explodes
verac still somehow sitting in his chair: and this is the part where the bystander thinks this explosion is a giant candle.
bystander: ooh! a gigantic candl-oh... oh, you're good! >:I
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

14-Apr-2011 01:26:13 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2011 01:29:58 by Jimothey

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17-Apr-2011 06:23:01

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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yes, this is a piece of crap. that's because I DIDNT GET ANY SINGLE ****ING IDEA!!! GIVE ME AN IDEA FFS! DONT BE SELFISH! GIVE ONE IF YOU WANT THIS THING TO STAY ALIVE! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

20-Apr-2011 00:01:04

Jimothey
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wait a second! i think Astral-Toj-D has an idea! either that, or he gave the story a rating and i got an idea from it...
anyways, new comic time!
<><><><><><>chapter:clonez<><><><><><>
bros go to ge
dharok: wow! gotta get me some full bandos!
karil: forget about bandos! look, full armadyl
guthan: hey, guys over there! where'd you guys get that armor?
bandos guy: we got this stuff from godwars dungeon. why?
ahrim: oh, uh, no reason, we just wanted to know whe-
armadyl guy: wait! are you guys the barrows bros?
torag: uhh... yeah, why?
bandos guy: OMG! we are HUUUUGE fans! hey everyone! look, its the barrows bros!
fans chase the bros
[~skipping to main part~]
verac: any cookie drops?
guthan: nope. not even a HAT! all we got was this stupid bandos and arma armor, zammy and sara weapons, these godsword shards, and bandos, zammy, sara, and arma hilts!
ahrim: uh... guthan, those are the good drops.
guthan: oh...
meanwhile
nex: they're perfect!
torva: hey, nex! you called us?
nex: yup! i've got a job for you guys!
pernix: what is it?
nex: i need you guys to take some DNA samples of these guys. simple!
virtus: uh... those guys look like amatures...
nex: uh... they killed the godwars bosses and got some good loot. how good are they?
pernix: uh... they seem like idiots...
nex: well, at least they know ancient magics and ancient curses...
torva:hmm... true, but they lack one thing:
nex: what could they possibly lack?
virtus: brains.
nex: well... well at least they know combat more than you guys!
torva: i can safely say that the only thing that makes them good is their armor abilities.
[to be continued]
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

20-Apr-2011 18:38:22 - Last edited on 03-May-2011 00:02:15 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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[continued from last post (also plz make ideas)*
nex: well... well... you're fat! and also have armor abilities!
torva: -_-
nex: just do your ****ing jobs...
torva, pernix, and virtus: fine...
torva collects the DNA from the melee brothers, pernix collects the DNA from karil, and virtus collects the DNA from ahrim
virtus: we've got the DNA, now what the hell are we doing this for?
nex: cloning.
torva, pernix, and virtus: huh?
nex: cloning is where you make a duplicate of one person/object. in other words, it makes many of them.
torva, pernix, and virtus: oh...
cloning commenses
nex: alright troops, this is your first battle, so stay alert for enemi-
a cloned verac: BEER RUN!!!!!!!!!
all cones: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all bros run out of GWD and go to fremminik place for the super mega extra alcoholic kegs
nex: hmm, at least we managed to become able to get out!
torva: whadda we do now?
nex: first, we need to catch them!
pernix: nah, i think they'll be much happier not working for us!
nex: umm... why the hell would we let clones go? we only needed them to break that door open. besides, if we let clones go, all hell would break loose.
torva: it already did...
nex: then where is it?
virtus: uh... we're it...
nex: how could we b-wait... oh... **** YOU DIRECTOR!
director: hey, i'm just doing my job! since i write the script, i make the ru-
director gets shot at by karil
ahrim: we've got the clones!
nex: what the-how the-?
ahrim: virtus isn't so sneaky.
virtus: its true...
dharok: i guess we deserve a reward.
torag: like hamburgers?
dharok: no, torag. im talking about armor.
nex: *sigh* fine, you can have full virtus, full pernix, 4 full torvas, and a zaryte bow...
pernix: uh... nex, is that our armor?
nex: they're copies.
pernix: oh.
all bros but torag: awesome. :)
torag: aww... i wanted a five beef bacon burger with cheese... :(
da end
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

21-Apr-2011 17:34:49 - Last edited on 03-May-2011 00:05:38 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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fine, why dont u guys go do whatever you want, but PLEASE! PLEASE MAKE IDEAS! ITS ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEEPS THIS THREAD ALIIIIIIVVVVVVVE!!!! sorry for the dr. frenkenstein impression. mild force of habit. anyways: RATING THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO! MAKING A ****ING COMIC IS THE MOST!!! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

09-May-2011 21:57:57

I Birb

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I really think you should put this to rest. If other people's ideas are the only thing keeping this alive, then there's no point continuing it.
If someone wants to continue it, I'm sure they can pick it up on a different thread, but I really think you should just lay it to rest. It's a real creative drain to keep going on something that can't be added to.
Hey, maybe patch up your spelling, grammar and punctuation, and you could give some thought to another script for something else, but I'm pretty sure that the Barrows brothers have spoken their last.

19-May-2011 03:17:07

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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yeah, i guess you're right. this thread is almost 5 years old. i hope this becomes a veteran thread! on the 5th anniversary of the thread, let's all post the word "congradulations!" on it to respect the thread and origonal maker of it. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

05-Jun-2011 19:22:29 - Last edited on 05-Jun-2011 19:24:06 by Jimothey

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