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Mr Fart Jr
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Mr Fart Jr

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My favorite part:
all: trick or treat! smell my feet! give me something good to eat! if you dont, i dont care, ill pull down your- GUTHAN NO!!!!!
guthan: oh...i thought you ment litterally...
*house owner slams door*
verac: oh real nice guthan! this is the 3rd year in a row you've done this!
karil: and we might of gotten something good out of it too
torag: i still think its funny every time
guthan: ok ok! i get the hint! lets just move on.
(second house)
all: they sing the trick or treat song whilist looking over guthan)
dharok: ah sweet! i got crunch!
karil: i got m&m's
verac: i got asprin and painkiller -.-
dharok: lmao, lets t-p some houses!
guthan: ok! *picks up verac and throws him over a house*
torag: oh real nice, now we gotta pay more doctor bills and verac has to recover more injuries.

31-Mar-2007 21:39:59

Io Stupido

Io Stupido

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i have an idea for ya!

Part whateva it is, the mysterious stranger...
Torag: hey ahrim! get me some jerky!
Ahrim: Shut up you pig!
Torag: who are u callin a pi-
Dharok: stop fighting u 2! wait...why am i interupting? Keep arguing
Torag: thank u dharok, now as i was saying, um... what was i about to do?
Ahrim: u were about to tell me how much u like healthy food...
Torag: oh yeah- Hey!!!
Ahrim: what?
Torag: i'll kill u!
*torag gets his hammers and starts chasing ahrim*
Guthan: Stop it u guys!
*torag goes to guthan and pounds him into the ground*
Torag: now back to ahrim...
*karil comes out of the gym*
Karil: what i miss?
Ahrim: nothing goooooooooooooooood!!!
*Torag starts chasing ahrim again*
*some guy falls through the roof onto torag*
???: bow down to me tor- ummm i mean uh, hiya torag!
Togag: oh gods, it's-
*Torag in pounded by a pole held by ???*
*torag droppes his hammes wich go flying into guthan*
Guthan: (before hammers hit him) wow! that...
*hammers hit him*
Guthan: HURT!
*guthan(who was holding his spear) fell to the grond again and his spear goes flying straight into karil's heart*
Karil: Oh **** you Guthan, ugh *dies for the last time*
*karil somehow fires his crossbow and it hits dhroks hp down from 99-2*
Ahrim: **** it!
*Dharok goes into a sub-atomic rage and kiils every thing that doesn't breathe in the house, and then for no reason hit's ahrim*
Ahrim: Dharok you idiot!
*ahrim conjuers up fire wave and hits verac head on*
verac mistakes fire wave for a cookie and burns his hand trying to pick it up*
Verac: thats it! i'm fed up of this fighting!
*verac throws a banana that is holographically disquised as jerky and it hits the mysterious stranger*
???: aaaaaaaaaah! it burns!
*??? and torag blow up*
Verac: i think i know who ??? was
Ahrim: *says weakly* please tell
Verac: it was torag's evil brother...
TO BE CONTINUED............

01-Apr-2007 08:22:36

Io Stupido

Io Stupido

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Continued from last post...

Ahrim: torag has a brother?!?!?!?!

Verac: aperantly so...

*Torag and his bro reappear*

Torag: as i was saying, this is my evil twin...

Dharok(who has finally recovered from the sub-atomic rage): an evil twin?!?! i thought they only existed in movies...

Torag: naaaaaah! Watch! u 3 buy all the bananas u can find at the supermarket well i look after this guy

others: kk

(when others retur home)

torag: now throw them all at me and him for a big supprise!

*somehow torag launches a continous fire wave into the air*

torag: wow... *then remembers his bros*

Bystander: phew at least the whole house didn't blow up...

3 seconds later...

Bystander: uuuuuuum...oooooooookkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...

3 weeks later...

Bros(all except karil(he's dead remember?)): finally!

Torag: guess what i did!!!!!!!111!!!!?!??!!???

Ahrim: i don't like the sound of this...

Torag: i put 100 RPG's around the house and the fire at my command, they fire at-

Ahrim: i hope it's not the house...

Torag:uuuuuh, i forgot where they point... lets find out...

*guthan comes back with a rocket launcher*

Guthan: hey guys! i found this pointing towards the house...

*torag pushes button...*

*house blows up...AGAIN!!!!!

All but torag: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!

Torag: uuhhhh, oops?

*all chase torag*

Bystander: oh man... am i see *** things or did that house blow up for the 2nd time in 3 weeks???

*Bystander sees bros chasing torag*

Bystander: WOW!!!

*torag runs up to bystander and smashes him down*

*bystander goes into hospitality*

*bystander wakes up*

Doctor: what happenned out there???

Bystander: some guy knocked me over...

*Verac comes into the room*

Bystander: it was him!

Doctor: u're going to jaol pal!

*police arrive in 7 secs*

*verac it taken to jaol*

*verac blastes his way out of jaol and back to the house with a sub atomic bomb!

Verac: Hi!

01-Apr-2007 08:37:20 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2007 08:54:04 by Io Stupido

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