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Strictz

Strictz

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• Mageguy445 - Thank you for dropping by mate! :) See you in game soon!
• Tim Skye - Haha, nice work flipping, I still haven't tried. Ooh, I feel even more sorry for you being F2P now, with the removal of the censor option!
• Hellz Kitteh - Nice to know you've read through my thread! ^_^ Thank you for posting, you have now been adding to the "Hallz OF Famous people"!
• Gnome Secret - Hey! We haven't spoke in ages, hope you're well! Thank you for dropping by. My tips are all in my thread for making a good one, if you consider mine good, just do yours similar! :P Make this a sticky! Haha.
• Stevensumon - You will!
• Zombie Dori - About time! Hehe, just kidding.
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I've finally achieved 91 Thieving, no more Menaphite thugs! Unless pyramid plunder is slower experience, which I doubt. In my final hour of Menaphite thug blackjacking I managed to get my highest ever experience in one hour: 244k. Hopefully I can do better in Pyramid Plunder.
Cash earned during thugs 1,758,185gp. That is all pure profit from pickpocketing.
I've done my penguins and circus for today, and managed to gain 2 Mining levels. I'll start plunder tomorrow, right now I'm going to try and merchant a bit! :)
Take care guys.
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10-Feb-2011 00:21:37

foggy200
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goodluck strict i hope you get that cape soon, by all the other goals you've done i know you'll get it. :D
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200mil prayer

11-Feb-2011 23:10:48

Amoraten

Amoraten

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Who drank Strictz’s Ale?

“It’s so sad”, Pedigree Effigy the Partially Pretentious Parrot remarked to Ethel the Idle Ibis “I was expecting there to be more people here”.

Only three people had turned up to the funeral of the drunken dwarf, or four, if you included Vicar Victor Vulture.

Victor continued, “Ashes to ashes, rust to dust, we are gathered here today to say goodbye to our dear fiend”

The Evil Chicken was sobbing loudly as this point.
Victor had of course been employed not only as the Vicar for the ceremony, but also as the funeral undertaker. Pedigree Effigy was a little suspicious why they were burying only the bones of the drunken dwarf, not his body and Victor was looking rather plump.

After the service, Nowin Afee Looosalot, the famous dwarf litigation lawyer (who throughout the service had been loitering in the shadows in the graveyard) pulled the Evil Chicken over to one side and whispered, “She is going to get it all, you mark my words. I am afraid that’s the way the cookie crumbles, that’s show business!”

Incensed, the Evil Chicken simply pecked out his eyes…

Vicar Victor Vulture was seen cleaning a set of bones in the graveyard later that day


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Meanwhile, in a small, dusty room filled with oomlie quills and paper doilies...
“….and to Ethel the Ibis I leave all of my worldly goods and I DECLARE THAT I am not leaving anything to my old drinking buddy, the Evil Chicken, because of the time that he gave me harpies”, read Marry-Me Larry, the backstreet dwarf lawyer.

The assembled crowd gasped. Never had such devastating news ever been announced at a Will reading.

At the shock of the news, Aunt Sally de Molly, sister of Pretty Polly Pickler (who picked a pie of pickled peppers) unceremoniously fell off the side of her chair, clutching her chest. Hearing that she was sharing a room with someone who had harpies made her hyperventilate, she could not breathe.

15-Feb-2011 21:56:28

Amoraten

Amoraten

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The assembled crowd gasped. Never had such devastating news ever been announced at a Will reading.

At the shock of the news, Aunt Sally de Molly, sister of Pretty Polly Pickler (who picked a pie of pickled peppers) unceremoniously fell off the side of her chair, clutching her chest. Hearing that she was sharing a room with someone who had harpies made her hyperventilate, she could not breathe.

The panic seemed to jump from one person to another. Vicar Victor Vulture screamed. Pedigree Effigy did not know what to do, and accidentally did a number two. Panic clutched the body of Marry-Me Larry as he convulsed in rhythm with the palpitations of Aunt Sally de Molly. Rebecca the Talking Monkey thought that she had been transformed into a shopping trolley. Aunt Gooney with the wonky eye truly believed it was time for her to change her catheter. Bertha Bessie the Two Tonne Tessie tried to run to the door, slipped and crushed the famous sheep, Fred Flossy. Batty Rat the Smelly Cat swallowed whole Sir Poppin Do the Royal Rat. The Wise Old Man’s wig jumped off his head and ran through the door. Fifi la Fox and her followers, Bully Hare, Foxy the Pot-Bellied Pig and Mixadent the Chattering-Teeth all wet themselves. Tommy Turtle violently vomited. Father Spanky Noodle Handy feinted and as he did so, was caught by Vicar Victor Vulture who was still screaming at the top of his lungs. Percy Pigeon and Saradomin also feinted. Ethel the Ibis said to the crowd meekly, “Where are the Dollies?” Petticoat the Paper Doily was also crushed by Bertha Bessie the Two Tonne Tessie, as the momentum of her fall carried her across the room like a figure skater gliding on ice (believe me however that this sight was not quite as pretty).

Angered beyond belief, the Evil Chicken glared at Ethel the Ibis. Ethel met his stare and said “Who’s a pretty Polly?”

The Evil Chicken simply pecked out Ethel the Ibis’ eyes.

15-Feb-2011 21:57:19

Amoraten

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As for the matter of the allegations about the Evil Chicken contained in the Last Will and Testament of the Drunken Dwarf, well, that is another story…
But who had killed the Drunken Dwarf?
Somewhere in a backstreet alley in the dark depths of Draynor, Hetty was talking to her cats… “I was sure that was Strictz that I gave the poison to” she said, “I am certain that I…” she pondered the point for several hours
Strictz had observed the funeral from a distance, wandering if he would have been the victim of Hetty’s evil plan- he was so glad he offered his glass of ale to the Drunken Dwarf- he needed to keep his head clear for his long stretch from 92-99 Thieving…
A strict regimen of keeping a clear head and patience meant that Strictz needed all the fortitude he could muster… he set about his pick-pocketing (counting all the while… 678,679,680…)
Hetty in the meanwhile said to one of her cats “I will get you my pretty! I will get Strictz and his little dog too!”
But that again is another story…

15-Feb-2011 21:57:55

Strictz

Strictz

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• Holytyrant1 - Bit of a late reply, but as I've already posted on your thread, sure!
• Tim Skye - Thank you for dropping by! :D Hope to see you return to members soon!
• Stevensumon - Thank you! I haven't yet managed to get above 240k experience in an hour doing pyramid plunder though! :(
• Foggy200 - Thank you for the support, it means a lot!
• Amoraten - WOW! That was absolutely amazing, I've saved the entire story so far into a word file; I really did enjoy reading it, you're a very talented person. ^_^ Thank you for dropping by, hope you're well!
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Feels like I haven't posted in months! I've been farily busy in real life and therefore haven't had much time for Runescape. The time I have spent on Runescape has been spent merchanting and I now have over 200m (double my initial goal).
I've decided to stop making money and get back into Thieving. I managed to get 93 Thieving today as well as 89 Farming! Cannot wait to get into the 90's for Farming.
I have planned out all my next goals mentally; and at the moment everything is on the right track for them!
Take care guys. :)
EDIT- Here are the details for the event:
• Event: Strictz Gets 99 Thieving
• Date: Sunday 27th February 2011
• Time: 20:00 (8pm) - This is British time (Jagex Time)
• Location: Meet Rouge’s Den
• World: 82
• Clan Chat: Strictz
• Quick find code: 42-43-712-62411773
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17-Feb-2011 20:40:54 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2011 22:12:06 by Strictz

Strictz

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Thought I'd add another post, I've got too much to say I guess! :P
Anyways, I've been thinking a lot about what direction to lead Strictz (Currently level 64 Combat with a 1,683 total with almost 6 99's), I have 25 Defence and had no idea what to make of it.
I've decided to make a main. Yes, some people think a main is the main account you play on. To me, a main is an account you can do everything you want to on; no restrictions such as defence or combat restrictions. I already have a "main" and until overtake that in all skills I won't consider this a main.
Here are my current plans/thoughts, these are not set in stone but I needed to post my ideas somewhere:
• 99 Thieving
• 99 Fishing
• Over level 70 in all non combat skills (except Slayer and maybe Dungeoneering)
• Maintain my bank as it is at the moment: including my full bandos, dragon claws, Saradomin godsword, amulet of fury, berserker ring etc. but also have 100m in cash and a rare (most likely a santa hat or green h'ween mask) - my bank will be about 350m'ish.
• 99 Farming ^^ this will probably be done before getting level 70 in all of the non combat skills and sorting my bank; I will just do my farming every single day which gets me 75-80k experience a day
99 Thieving will make me maybe another mil or so. Then 99 Fishing will produce over 20m! I will be merchanting a fair bit as well to make some money. My friend has promised me a santa hat (although I'm not depending on this); so this will produce some more cash.
Getting 70 in all non-combat skills will probably lose a bit of money, however Runecrafting could generate some profit.
AFTER this, my current idea is combat and quests. I will start it by completing all of the quests I can do, and improving Combat on the way. I will then get all my skills over level 70 and go for the quest cape.
This will hopefully bring me to Summer time!
Read next post for timing ideas...
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17-Feb-2011 22:11:42 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2011 22:16:31 by Strictz

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