Disclaimer: These are just my random joke suggestions, feel free to pick and choose.
Quest start: Farmer Fred (FF is a Mahj thread ref)
Plot: Runaway fanfic wants to become a quest because content doesn't get released fast enough.
*Main enemy is named "The Lore".
*Must assemble a team to "break" the lore including Kennith, WenKra, Thammaron's Skeleton, The Homunculus, and a devout Saradominist. (They are The Lore's weakness because they are all lorefails)
*We do a bunch of fetch quest stuff to assemble the team.
*At some point we find out Romeo and the Banker from Gower Quest 1 now have 3 children.
*Turns out Mod Elfborne is "The Lore".
*Team immediately defeated by mod powers (shoutout to WGS team's immediate deaths rip homies).
*Jmod team immediately shows up to try to bring down the corrupt mod. Team includes Mod Raven, Ollie, microtrans team, guy that made clan avatars, the osrs mod that released the drake army, and guy that made prif quiver.
*Raven uses bat emote, it looks super cool but it's not very effective.
*Sliske shows up at some point but gets killed and then the cutscene switches to an irl view of Sliske in jagex hq knocking out a mod with an ags and then editing the quest so he is alive again. (shoutout to that mod that took a gs to the face)
*Sliske tries to log in but the game says he is already logged in and suggests clearing his cache. (Shoutout to every time I tried to log in to rs for like 2 years in a row. Clearly not an important glitch to get fixed)
*Ollie flexes, Elfborne becomes confused.
*Mtx team summons a bunch of achievement banners which spam him into submission before dropping a giant roulette wheel on him. Examine on the wheel should say the Jagex promise about never letting money give a player an advantage over any other.
*Sliske finally logs in again and gets ddosed by sparc mac and gets told to clear his cache when he tries to log in again.
Quest start: Farmer Fred (FF is a Mahj thread ref)
Plot: Runaway fanfic wants to become a quest because content doesn't get released fast enough.
*Main enemy is named "The Lore".
*Must assemble a team to "break" the lore including Kennith, WenKra, Thammaron's Skeleton, The Homunculus, and a devout Saradominist. (They are The Lore's weakness because they are all lorefails)
*We do a bunch of fetch quest stuff to assemble the team.
*At some point we find out Romeo and the Banker from Gower Quest 1 now have 3 children.
*Turns out Mod Elfborne is "The Lore".
*Team immediately defeated by mod powers (shoutout to WGS team's immediate deaths rip homies).
*Jmod team immediately shows up to try to bring down the corrupt mod. Team includes Mod Raven, Ollie, microtrans team, guy that made clan avatars, the osrs mod that released the drake army, and guy that made prif quiver.
*Raven uses bat emote, it looks super cool but it's not very effective.
*Sliske shows up at some point but gets killed and then the cutscene switches to an irl view of Sliske in jagex hq knocking out a mod with an ags and then editing the quest so he is alive again. (shoutout to that mod that took a gs to the face)
*Sliske tries to log in but the game says he is already logged in and suggests clearing his cache. (Shoutout to every time I tried to log in to rs for like 2 years in a row. Clearly not an important glitch to get fixed)
*Ollie flexes, Elfborne becomes confused.
*Mtx team summons a bunch of achievement banners which spam him into submission before dropping a giant roulette wheel on him. Examine on the wheel should say the Jagex promise about never letting money give a player an advantage over any other.
*Sliske finally logs in again and gets ddosed by sparc mac and gets told to clear his cache when he tries to log in again.
30-Apr-2017 13:26:43 - Last edited on 30-Apr-2017 13:29:24 by Jakir
