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Ancient Drew

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Is she your ideal woman?

Saradomin:
"We will not discuss that...that...drunken harlot."


Zamorak:
"I'd...er...rather not talk about her. Just...well just don't let yourself be alone with her in a room for a long period of time. She bites!"


Armadyl:
"Ha ha, Marimbo. My friend let me tell you, never, ever, get into a drinking competition with her."


So we have a tier 5 who managed to drink even Armadyl, who is a tier 4, under the table, and ascended to godhood by beating another god in a drinking contest. Buddies with a lunatic cabbage, and did some naughty stuff with Mr Blue Man and Zimzam. Ship? :P Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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20-Dec-2016 17:10:50

Lego Miester
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Lego Miester

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Ancient Drew said :
Is she your ideal woman?

Saradomin:
"We will not discuss that...that...drunken harlot."


Zamorak:
"I'd...er...rather not talk about her. Just...well just don't let yourself be alone with her in a room for a long period of time. She bites!"


Armadyl:
"Ha ha, Marimbo. My friend let me tell you, never, ever, get into a drinking competition with her."


So we have a tier 5 who managed to drink even Armadyl, who is a tier 4, under the table, and ascended to godhood by beating another god in a drinking contest. Buddies with a lunatic cabbage, and did some naughty stuff with Mr Blue Man and Zimzam. Ship? :P

I like to think this all happened at the same party. Marimbo just ascended to godhood at a party by out-drinking another god to the point they died, and of course celebrated this with another party the next day. Headcanon Haven, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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20-Dec-2016 19:25:45

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