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Sexy Kyle
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The Sexy Code


ARTICLE I. NAME AND PURPOSE
We the Sexy of OSRS, in Order to form a more perfect clan, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Saradomin to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Sexy Memers.

ARTICLE II. MEMBERSHIP

Section A. REQUIREMENTS
1. All OSRS players in good standing and without infraction are permitted to join the Sexy Memers.

Section B. RIGHTS

Section C. WITHDRAWAL OF MEMBERSHIP
1. Members may have their membership withdrawn for failure to adhere to the requirements for membership as stated above.
2. Members may withdraw their membership at anytime for whatever reason.
3. Withdrawal of membership does not preclude the opportunity to rejoin the clan unless otherwise specified.

ARTICLE III. OFFICERS

Section A. OFFICER TITLES

Owner
Deputy Owner
Prodigy (Blue Flame)
Legacy (Gray Flame)
Burnt (Yellow Flame)
Firemaker (Red Flame)

Section B. DUTIES

The Owner shall be tasked with running the clan and delegating tasks to other members.

Section C. REQUIREMENTS

1. Promotion to an officer role is influenced by:

A. ACTIVITY. — Members who regularly participate in the clan chat, discord, and events.
B. PROFESSIONALISM. — Maturity is a requirement for an officer position.
C. TENURE. — Priority will be given to long-term members and seniority.
D. GENIALITY. — Officer positions will be considered to members who exhibit kindness and collegiality.
E. INVESTMENT. — Members who actively recruit new players.

2. Promotions to the moderation team requires the unanimous approval from current active officers.

3. Promotions within the moderation is at the discretion of the Owner based.

4. Officers may be asked to step down from their current role by Owner or Deputy Owner for behavior unbefitting to the clan.
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22-Aug-2022 01:06:11 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2022 17:58:36 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
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Sexy Kyle

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ARTICLE IV. VOTING

Section A. ELIGIBILITY

1. All members who have attained an Oak rank or higher and hold good standing may vote on matters proposed before the clan.

Section B. PROCEDURE

1. Oak rank or higher members may motion for a proposal that will require a Senior member of Willow or higher to second. A simple majority is required to pass.
2. A poll will be announced on the discord in oak-willow-maple-yews that will run for 48-72 hours that may be voted on by Oak members or higher.
3. Officers reserve the right to halt the voting process if a proposal poses imminent harm or damage to the clan.
4. Only one vote may occur at a time.

ARTICLE V. AMENDMENTS AND BY LAWS

Section A. BY-LAWS

1. By-laws can be amended or added as described in Article IV Section B.
2. Voting on changes must be held for 48-72 hours or until an insurmountable majority is established. A quorum of voters is required to pass changes equal to 20% of the total clan capacity of voting members excluding alt accounts.
3. Approved changes will be implemented shortly if no objection from the admin team.
4. Changes that do not pass with simple majority are barred from reproposal without significant alterations
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22-Aug-2022 01:06:15 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2022 17:59:49 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
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Sexy Kyle

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Testimonials

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"What do you mean you're making a new clan?" - Leader of my previous clan

"This is really cool I just met you guys in varrock" - Nobrak3s

"Please stop advertising your clan here" - Don't remember but he was at wintertodt

"Positive energy and attitude is sexy to me" - beggar in w302

"when do i get my bond for joining" - left after 15 min

"Please don't leave me like my ex wife" - Zephyr709

"I had depression before I found Sexy Kyle" - BigLeBROskee
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22-Aug-2022 01:18:59 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2023 18:52:01 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
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Member Bios Continued

What's more important than the first telephone invented? The second one. Please welcome
Telephones
to our clan! He joined right in the middle of some juicy clan drama. Originally wanting to spend a day or 2 feeling us out, he quickly fell in love with our collective rage against scammers. Telephones brings a much needed sense of cohesion and humor at a time where emotions run high. Welcome Telephones to our Sexy Meming family!

Is that a revolution brewing? Please welcome our new brit,
Blamethem
! He's still salty about when the USA dumped the tea into the water, but the lad is back to get on the OSRS grind. If you have any questions about London, Blamethem will be happy to personally give you a tour of his favourite city. Welcome!

PvMers beware,
MrCivilian
just entered our lair! This lvl 123 pro said he's "ok* at PvM since he can barely solo lvl 200 TOAs. After "borrowing" his cousin's TBOW, this man is ready to transform us into heavy duty PvM champs. If you're ever down to boss, MrCivilian is your guy!

WARNING: PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT. Please welcome
Bj Vids
everyone! This man has harvested an extensive DVD collection as well as some spooned pets! KBD pet at 21 kc and rocky at lvl 55 thieving... These chat notifs are gonna start rolling in.

Everyone please welcome
Rhyle
to our clan! He comes as we make our strong push for European recruitment. Rhyle is from Gibraltar, which turns out is more than just an Overwatch map. We hope to see him one day swim across the Strait. Good luck Rhyle!

Kiwi spotted! Welcome
Hadiez22
, a fellow who instantly stirred a commotion by expressing his love for chicken and apricot pizza (wtf??) Hadiez is a returning OSRS player who helps us all remember the good ole days of scaping. Please welcome our first New Zealander!
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22-Aug-2022 01:29:18 - Last edited on 25-Oct-2022 05:00:03 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
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Sexy Kyle

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Johnny Depp fans, fear not. After a thorough investigation, we have confirmed that
AmberCafe
has no relation to Amber Heard. As a reminder, soiling any clan member's bed is strictly forbidden! Please welcome our new East Coast friend.

He might not know much, but
ScotyDesntNo
is a good fit for the Sexy Memers. When he's not explaining Wisconsin geography, he is starting debates about how pineapple does not belong on pizza. If you see him in the chat, please remind him that nothing comes close to a crunchy, crisp crust topped with tomato sauce, cheese, ham, and pineapple. 😎

Tamb
had the pleasure of being our 5th man in a Barb Assault event. After jokingly saying we're kicking him out at wave 9, Tom actually disbanded the group and left, and WE FELT SO BAD BECAUSE WE DIDNT MEAN TO. Luckily we rejoined at wave 1, and now Tamb is a valued member of the clan. Welcome!

Maxtor
joins us from Illinois. Although new to the game, this man is very familiar with osrs wiki/bible. Maxtor says he is a pretty chatty, casual guy looking for some people to help guide him. Everyone give him a warm welcome when you see him!

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Stand for 07
rings true to his name as he joins us earning money for a bond in f2p. Like many of us, he used to play this game a lot before quitting and recently rejoining. This Tennessee native knows how to throw down, so give him a howdy yee-haw and show him a hog killin time!

SloppyNutz
thought he could slide in and bandos with us like we were some sloppy seconds. After much persuasion, he decided to ditch his last family and join the memers. This man joins a growing contingent of fathers in our clan and looks forward to pvming until he gets bored of us. Welcome Sloppy!
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22-Aug-2022 16:03:41 - Last edited on 25-Nov-2022 18:22:04 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
Jun Member 2022

Sexy Kyle

Posts: 155 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Frequently Asked Questions



What if I'm not sexy enough to be here?
Nonsense! All of us had to start somewhere. After a couple weeks, you'll be one of the sexiest people out there. :D

What if I want to leave?
No worries! We realize we may not be the fit for everyone. Please know that you are always welcome to come back to the Sexy Memers. The mod team is welcome to hearing your feedback and ways to improve our members' experience. If you would like your name removed from any posts, please let us know.
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22-Aug-2022 17:37:12 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2022 17:53:30 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
Jun Member 2022

Sexy Kyle

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Member Bios

Everyone please welcome our newest member,
Sexy Doting
! Sexy Doting comes from a long line of memers and is excited to share his journey with us. He is currently going for 99 slayer with level 10 hp. We wish him the best and are excited to be with him as he takes on this monstrous task.

Welcome our newest member
Rokgarb
! He is primarily a skiller and enjoys woodcutting yews at the guild. Rokgarb would like to share that he hates feet, and he would pressure wash them off if given the chance. If he was rich irl, he would wear rags just to flex on the haters.

Our other newest member is
BigLeBROskee
! He is an active PvMer and loves to do Bandos. After missing out on tassets the other night, he has committed himself to grinding bandos until he gets his RNG back. He was more upset about being 3 levels off the req for brews as opposed to being afk for a hobgoblin scroll. Please welcome BigLeBROskee!
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22-Aug-2022 18:07:09 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2022 17:53:54 by Sexy Kyle

Sexy Kyle
Jun Member 2022

Sexy Kyle

Posts: 155 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Everyone please welcome our newest member,
Sexy Doting
! Sexy Doting comes from a long line of memers and is excited to share his journey with us. He is currently going for 99 slayer with level 10 hp. We wish him the best and are excited to be with him as he takes on this monstrous task.
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22-Aug-2022 20:36:44

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