Fore score and seven years ago I found myself clanless, alone and afraid in the world of Gilenor, I was but a level 3, fresh off this island. I wondered through a town called Lumbridge, where I witnessed endless massacres of goblins and cows, and even men and women. I was alone, scared and unknowing of what laid before me. Soon a crazy man popped up demanding that I join his quiz show, or else he'd shove a stale baguette into my bum...I ran. I run north, but only for a short while until I was deemed a "walker" by the local town folk, I heard them snickering at my level 1 agility, the gal of these people. They couldn't even defend themselves versus 13 year old point and click children, and they have the audacity to make fun of my minimal cardio training. Soon I arrived at a circle of dark, hooded individuals worshipping around, chanting in an unknown language, possibly demonic. I tried to slide into the group and chant with them, but before I knew it, these dark wizard like folk turned on me and blasted me with magical spells of unknown origin, possibly canadian...I was dead. Right after I was greeted by DEATH, who freaking charged me coins TO GET MY ITEMS AND SHIT, WHAT THE HELL DEATH, and on top of that I was freaking back in lumbridge, right where I was getting bullied by the townsfolk, yet again. I was physically defeated, emotionally drained and ready to go back to fortnite...but as I used the cry emote at the top of lumbridge castle a hero emerged. Wear full red armor, gilded in gold I was amazed and slightly aroused...okay more than slightly, he came to me and proceeded to gift me a bond, and pick me up, and show me the world of membership, soon he even invited me to his clan, THIS clan, and I met friends, my soon to be girlfriend/wife, and even had children with her(in game cats from gertruide) it really was magical, and it was all thanks to being hogblasted...join today!
30-Jul-2023 17:02:23
