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Tia
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

02-Mar-2023 02:47:16

Tia
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Tia

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“When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters, one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.” ~~ John F. Kennedy

03-Mar-2023 15:01:32 - Last edited on 03-Mar-2023 15:02:01 by Tia

Tia
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Tia

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

04-Mar-2023 17:02:25 - Last edited on 04-Mar-2023 17:03:24 by Tia

Tia
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Tia

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Xanax Maniac, join us on Discord at Gg/ossrejects and fill out an application. Add me in game - Tia. And join our clan chat in game by clicking the 2 faces below inventory, go to the 3rd one, it's the green faces and enter OSS REJECTS. Once you become a clan member, you will use the 2nd, blue faces.

06-Mar-2023 15:30:09 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2023 15:47:40 by Tia

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