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Tia
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JOKE OF THE DAY: The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car's gas tank and tires... She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, "Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!"
I responded, "Inflation."

15-Feb-2023 15:36:24 - Last edited on 15-Feb-2023 16:43:55 by Tia

Tia
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Tia

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RuneLite via the Launcher

1. Head to the Jagex Launcher and log in to your Old School RuneScape account.
2. Click the drop-down next to the Play or Install button.
3. Choose RuneLite. If you haven't already downloaded RuneLite press Install and you'll be directed to the official RuneLite website.

16-Feb-2023 15:43:17

Tia
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If you like "man against the odds", guy movies. I really enjoyed, 'Plane', and 'Hunter Killer', movies featuring Gerard Butler. If you're into that kind of thing - give them a try.

20-Feb-2023 06:59:38

Tia
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A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault." ~ Amori Adesque

20-Feb-2023 15:41:28

Tia
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Tia

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A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?" ~~ Ahmet Kasan

22-Feb-2023 00:26:39

Tia
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Tia

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An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right." ~~ Sai Kishore K

22-Feb-2023 19:59:25

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