So there I was, minding my own business, killing the vet'ion beast, and out of a hole from nowhere land, this chick is like, I'm gonna ******* kill that guy. So I'm all like, this chick looks like she sucks, I'm gonna run around. Then she freezes me into this bull **** block of ice and I'm all like, frozen and ****. So my helmet's all like, yo, I got this zho, and I'm all like, yo, you're inanimate, you can't ******* talk, bro. Then my helm was all like, silent, which was about right I'd say. So the venom hit her an 8, her backup runs in and attacks her, smites her, I BGS spec this dingo and all of a sudden her whip is like, **** this, this chick sucks, and the tentacle slithers off her whip and places itself on the ground. I'm all like, lololololololol free tent, and I let them kill me, tele back for the vet'ion loot I dropped, grab that, and I'm 600k richer.
Morale of the story is, wilderness boss PKers really blow, so if you don't risk anything you should stick around and get lucky.
03-Jul-2015 19:31:47