I like the Bacon idea.
The portal is near the HAM cave after all (also, bit of a loophole, the door of the HAM cave has a picture of an actual ham, even though ham did not exist yet).
So Battle for Lumbridge: Bacon vs. H.A.M.
Oh and Bandos seems to look a bit like a pig, so he could represent bacon, taking vengeance of what the H.A.M. did to the goblins.
The entire world is bragging about cookies and Jagex doesn't even know how to use them.
17-Jul-2013 21:02:59